Abeg, make we gather small gist for here. You sabi sey di promise of juicy blog post don turn wahala? Yes o, our gist platform don block itself like sey e no wan allow anybody enter again! E be like sey dem dey run away from cookies like sey dem be virus.
Dem talk sey ‘this blog is currently unavailable,’ and honestly, e be like sey dem dey play us. Wetin person go do? E be like sey dem forget sey we dey chop gist like ‘jollof rice’ and we go need am hot-hot!
All these cookie discussions don turn my brain inside outside. Who even sabi wetin cookies dey do for blog? Na dem dey sweet or na dem dey disturb us? I wan hear beta gist, no make dem turn me to cookie monster!
Sabi sey if dem wan use all these cookies, dem go still need our okay. Na di game wey dey play so, as if dem dey ask for our hand in marriage. Abi wetin dem dey find? You wan jolly-jolly with your blog but you come dey vex me by locking me out!
Should I allow cookies just for today or make I dey form hard guy? Choices no dey easy, my padi. I fit just sit down wey dem no go allow me enter. E go pain me pass as I dey sip my palm wine here.
But anyhow e be, dem go surely work am out. I just dey wonder, when will we go fit return to our normal gist-wahala without all this cookie drama? I don suffer! Just know sey I dey here, I go wait for di gist to gree land again.
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