HomeSportsTransfer Window Na Madness: Clubs Dey Run Like Chicken Weh Go Blind

Transfer Window Na Madness: Clubs Dey Run Like Chicken Weh Go Blind

City, State/Country – The transfer window don close, but wetin you go fit call am? Na serious wahala! E be like say clubs dey jost like dem dey play javelin for Olympic, all na to catch the best players before deadline time dem chop finish for table.

Liverpool no gree sleep! Dem finally wrap deal for Alexander Isak, after wahala wey fit pass any telenovela. The man dey come collect huge £120 million from Newcastle, while dem dey shake leg with Jadon Sancho and Harvey Elliott dey take road go Aston Villa sake of loan. Na true, dem no wan fall hand after all the time wey dem don spend this summer.

Tottenham sef no wan miss out. Dem don loan Randal Kolo Muani from PSG, wey na big move for dem because the striker don dey mix am with talent wey fit make other clubs trend on social media. Na real show dem dey showcase!

Manchester City dey run dem own ginger too. Dem just sign Gianluigi Donnarumma for about €30 million, especially after Ederson dey manage small fit dey carry water for Fenerbahce. Na just ‘2-in-1’ deal dem carry come!

As things dey hot, Fulham dey try seal deal for Tyrique George from Chelsea, but dem dey find am like late night suya seller. Dis boy don chop medical but we go see if e go complete before e reach the pitch.

On top all these, Crystal Palace dey try hold on to Marc Guéhi like say e na dem last bottle for palm wine. Dem no wan let am go for Liverpool, since dem sabi say if dem allow am go, na wahala go dey for dem next match!

And no be say only transfer dey happen today; clubs dey negotiate like say dem dey buy ‘okada’ for main road. Fulham dey run after Samuel Chukwueze too; you fit say dem don get wahala for transfer fire!

Wetin be the moral of the story? Na if you fit react fast for transfer market, no be only dem dey catch connection outside. All dis moves go stir plenty gists for bar. But one thing wey sure be say, the clubs wey n’get their business lined up well go show as dem dey play this season. Na who sabi, fans go just dey enjoy the gist hot, hot!

As transfer window don shut, everybody don reset their eyes on this new football season. Dem dey plan for plenty surprises, and we dey ready ginger am till the end. So make you grab your drink, relax, and watch as football dey unfold!


Do you have a news tip for NNN? Please email us at editor@nnn.ng


John Okafor
John Okaforhttps://nnn.ng/
John Okafor na reporter for NNN. NNN dey publish hot-hot tori for Nigeria and around di world for naija pidgin language so dat every Nigerian go fit follow national news, no mata dia level of school. NNN dey only publish tori wey be true-true, wey get credibility, wey dem fit verify, wey get authority, and wey dem don investigate well-well.
RELATED ARTICLES
- Advertisment -

Most Popular