Ah, the Titanic! The grand ship wey na for 1912, belle dey full with 2,223 passengers, but how many people survive? Just 706! E be like say dem ride marry and no carry enough lifeboats, chai! Una fit imagine say dem get just 20 lifeboats wey fit carry only about half of the people wey dey onboard. Na wa!
When Titanic sink, e don show us say no be all that glitters na gold. People think say the ship na ‘unsinkable’, but na lie! (If dem sabi wetin dem dey talk). And as dem dey balance their life for this cruise, only sharp people wey sabi the level take waka go first. E be say, in one corner, first class children dey shine with dem 97% chance to survive. Talk about privilege, right?
But how e be for the men? E no too sweet! First class men just get 32% chance, second class men go get just 8%, while third class men dey manage with 16%. E be like say Titanic na female-friendly ship o! (Girl power wey dem show that night).
As for those wey jump for water, none of dem remains ever show face again. Na the deep cold sea swallow all of them. Dem no fit recover any body even up till today. Dem say body dey turn to fish food fast fast! Shey you don dive inside ocean before? If you no say swim well, good luck o!
When you think about am, you go just wonder wetin truly happen that night. E no be joke o. This Titanic crash fit be the perfect topic for any palm wine gist, no be so? Even as e don pass, people still dey learn the lesson of life anyhow! Make sure say if you dey cruise, no leave your lifeboat plans behind o!
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