Manchester, England – E be like say this football season don ready to shake ground o! Our own Benjamin Sesko wey just sign for Manchester United with £73.7 million go face serious wahala if dem talk say him fit carry Golden Boot for next season.
Supercomputer wey dey predict football outcome don jaga jaga give am just 0.01% chance of becoming the top scorer wey everybody dey eye. Na wetin?? Talk true, you no go put your money for that bet!
As the new season dey come closer, everybody dey wonder if Sesko go fit perform like wetin wey dem expect. Last season, him score 13 goals for RB Leipzig in 33 league matches. I mean, that one no be small thing sha, but e no go reach wetin the likes of Erling Haaland dey do every week.
For Manchester United, dem don already calculate say dem go put Sesko as central striker for dem formation wey dey look like 3-4-2-1. Na him go dey push ball forward, while Bryan Mbeumo and Matheus Cunha dey behind dem. Bruno Fernandes also dey there to give am support. But make we no lie; Fernandes dey shine pass these new boys for scoring chances.
Statistics show say Fernandes dey get better xG projection of 10.2 with 0.04% chance to carry Golden Boot this coming season. I no fit believe say na so dem dey calculate chances, e be like say dem dey use all these big computer science mathematics wey go confuse anybody!
Anyway, if you no fit reach high with Sesko this season, no worry. Haaland dey there wey dey prepare to chop the goals big big. E go carry 68.3% chance wey everybody dey hail, wahala for dem wey wan try follow am!
Naija just dey watch as Salah go join Africa Cup of Nations wey dey come, and e fit miss serious matches for Liverpool if e no get better plan. Salah self dey catch 10.7% chance so e no go easy for am.
Well, let’s see how everything go play out o! Na football we dey talk, anything fit happen, and we dey ready to gist about am with palm wine on top!
