Abuja, Nigeria – Na so di Senate for Nigeria confirm General Christopher Musa as di new Minister of Defence after dem try to screen am for three hours wey e no forget. Di session no be small wahala, as senators from all sides begin shout, and dem no wan hear anything wey concern ‘take a bow and go’. Dem want full gist on wetin di General go do to fix our security wahala, wey dey vex many people.
Di Senators no come play, as dem ask serious questions about where di military dey go, how bandits sabi get latest weapons while our soldiers dey use old AK-47 like say na fashion statement. Musa no gree cheat, e talk say plenty gaps dey for di Armed Forces and he go need to run reforms fast fast.
Senate President Godswill Akpabio no gree make dem joke matter either, as him tell all dem Senators say: “Dis no be time to play. Our padi dem dey suffer for bush, e no funny.” Di guys don finally wake up to reality, and dem even wan classify kidnapping as terrorism, wey go come with di death penalty. Chai! This Ekpabio man sabi drop bomb.
During di screening, Musa no hold back, as e talk say Nigeria need to stop paying ransoms like say na small change. “If we continue to dey give dem money, na more wahala go dey.” Na wetin we don dey hear since, but wetin dem go do now?
Musa insist say good governance, justice and community involvement go help solve dis security matter. E even talk say we need better technology, perimeter fencing and community cooperation to stop all dis mass kidnappings wey dey happen for school dem.
As di drama dey unfold for di Senate, dem talk say dem go work on a bill wey go ban ransom payments and shack dem kidnappers with stronger laws. Bamidele Opeyemi, di Senate Leader, no hol’ back as e explain say kidnapping don turn to military business and na serious matter wey need serious attention.
Dem even suggest wey dem go need to create one special court to handle cases of terrorism and banditry so say dem fit deal with dem sharp-sharp without wasting time. Di whole plan be like say dem want use heavy hand to stop all dis nonsense wey dey happen across di country.
As Musa dey prepare to take in charge, e don tell di Senate say e no go fail dem, him padi dem or him family. “Dis no be time for slacking; we must tackle dis situation head-on.” E go need all di support to make sure say di next time we no go dey read another sad story of kidnapping again.
Unless dem take di bull by di horn now, dis security matter go continue to dey sleep like say na dem dey lazy. All eyes dey on Musa, and we dey hope say e go perform miracles for di defence sector before e enter di office.”
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