Abuja, Nigeria – Na so make I yarn you wetin dey happen for di world understand? For dis week, we get plenty gist wey go make you laugh, reason, and even shake your head small. So, grab your palm wine and settle down, my padi!
On top di news, you fit hear say di world dey move like wahala (e no get choice). From di hot seats of politics to di corners wey people dey plan big party, everywhere dey buzz. Na July 11, 2025, we gather plenty updates from various places wey dey show us as things dey go. I sabi say everybody dey look for latest gists wey no go break their hearts.
For politics matter, we fit talk about how dem dey plan elections like say na World Cup. E be like say dem no really get am for di hands. Di figures and di parties wey dey fight like “no tomorrow” for elections, wit di voters ready to carry their broom and vote for who dem feel go fit change their lives. (Dey even sabi wetin dem dey do sef!)
Then, as dey another side, di economy dey try balance like person wey don drink too much palm wine. E no easy. Inflation don show face, and e dey vex people for market. Everybody dey find better ways to manage their money, but e be like say na exercise in futility sometimes. (Just like writing market list wey no dey fit pass na one store!)
For entertainment, you no go believe say our Naija music don dey carry di flag everywhere, as dem dey drop new jams wey dey make everybody shake body. Na true, Omo Naija artists dey shine! From hip-hop to afrobeats, everybody dey jam to di rhythm like dem don chop jollof wey dey ginger sense (and na for hungry).
As we go dey look towards di future, we no fit forget for health matters wey dey serious. Everybody dey consider wetin dem dey eat, and doctors dey advise say balance diet no be joke o! Na real gbege if you dey rely on indomie alone. Na so una go fit catch small health jokes, wey fit save your life. (Na dis one na real talk, no be play!)
Wetin dey happen across di world na also plenty. Di international gist dey fly around like bushfire. From technology boom to climate change wahala, we dey manage our own side while also keeping an eye on how di world dey balance. (We fit learn small from di way dem dey do things.)
So, as we dey gather all dis gist for week, make sure say you dey ready to share your mind come Friday. Na for dat day we dey allow everybody shine, gist and talk true. We dey live, we dey laugh, and we dey gist because we no dey too serious in dis Naija! Make you no forget your palm wine as you enjoy di gist.
