Washington, D.C. — Na wah, the man wey sabi run obodo America, Donald Trump, don begin dey claim say e fit collect $230 million from his own Justice Department. Yes, you hear right! E dey reason say dem suppose pay am for all the wahala wey him don face before and during him second term.
According to Trump, dis money na compensation for the investigations wey the DOJ carry out when him dey run before, and e come dey wonder how e go fit settle the matter wey go involve am paying himself. Chai! (Talk about opening can of worms.)
When dem ask am about the money during one press meeting for White House, e talk say, “It could be,” but no be say im sabi all the details. As e talk am, you fit hear the surprise for im voice, like say na small child wey just discover chocolate for market.
Im come add say, “I don’t know about the numbers. I don’t even talk to them about it. All I know is that they would owe me a lot of money.” But no crack joke o, because e insist say if dem give am the money, e go use am touch lives. E go donate am to charity instead of carrying the whole cash go swim for im swimming pool (Omo, na better person you be, abi?).
For 2023 and 2024, Trump don submit some complaints based on how im dey feel say dem don treat am anyhow for some investigations, one wey involve Russia and another wey concern FBI searching im Mar-a-Lago club. E don face different wahala since e come back for second term, and e dey call am “weaponization of justice” as dem dey use am against am.
But wetin be the catch? According to reports, any settlement matter go need approval from some officials wey na Trump own people, like the Deputy Attorney General and some other important figures wey don represent am before. So, e get as e be.
Na also serious matter when we hear wetin Trump talk say about resolving all these issues. E dey make am look like say na adventure wey him dey run, like say if you dey play game and you dey loosing, you just decide to redeem yourself by collecting the offering back (laughs). But how e wan take balance this “pay myself” case? Nobody sabi.
The White House don refuse to talk too much about the matter, just dey send questions go DOJ. But the DOJ spokesperson talk say all dem officials dey follow guidelines wey ethics people don set. Hope say no be true because we fit see scuffles for who dey run things. (Biko, we don tire for this reality show wahala.)
No be like say we dey see beta light for the end of the tunnel, as na still speculations dey fly around. But one thing wey clear be say, go get your popcorn, because this story don already get as e be. E go bring better drama come our screens, and we dey ready to enjoy am!
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