Dey don hear am for inside football circle, Manchester United don dey eye Emi Martinez, di Argentine who sabi block goals like our mama dey block bad vibes. Na so dem don carry matter go Aston Villa to discuss transfer. E be like say dem don tire for Andre Onana wey no fit keep goal well well last season.
Onana, my paddy, na person wey fit vex you anytime e enter pitch. E get one time wey e go carry ball wey no suppose enter house, and na so di fans face begin change like switching off light for Lagos. Dem go dey shout! (Pele, add some salt to the soup, this boy no dey help us.)
As e be now, di pressure don dey mount for Onana to prove say him fit dey di main man for goal, but di question be say, how many more mistakes we go fit tolerate? No be say we wan turn di club to training ground for goalkeeping lessons o!
For Old Trafford, e get fans wey no go gree rest if dem no see improvement. Di atmosphere no just dey chill when e dey concede goals. E be like say dem don prepare to carry di pressure go Aston Villa come find Emi. Dem wan make sure say di goal no be easy passage for oppressing fans wey just wan enjoy beta football.
Martinez, na man wey sabi carry di team through di darkest moments, him don bring home World Cup for Argentina. Na di kind energy wey Man U go need for dat goal post. E no go fit dey make di same level of blunders wey Onana dey make, because fans dey expect plenty from him—like making sure say every match be like movie wey dem wan go watch for cinema!
If everything gree, we fit see Martinez join di Red Devils team. Abeg, make dem quickly finalize di deal, because time dey go, and season dey waka come!
