City, State/Country – UK don open new wahala for Nigeria o, as dem don expand their travel advisory. The Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Office (FCDO) don drop warning say make British citizens no try waka enter 24 Nigerian states, due to plenty crime and insecurity wey dey japa for di country.
Dem quickly mention six states wey dem say make nobody go at all: Borno, Yobe, Adamawa, Gombe, Katsina, and Zamfara. E be like say Boko Haram and ISWAP don turn those places to their playground. (Eh, wetin una dey expect? No be so dem dey play their own game?)
Di other eighteen states wey dem warning for include Bauchi, Kaduna, Kano, Kebbi, Jigawa, Sokoto, Niger, Kogi, Plateau, and Taraba. Abuja no dey free either, as di outskirts dey face serious crime wahala too. Na for those areas, dem dey advise say make una do only essential waka. Just like say dey want make una dey no show face for social gatherings. (No vex, e get as e be!)
Di FCDO talk say di total number of affected states cover most parts of Northern Nigeria, all di Niger Delta, and di South East. Na so e be say dem sabi say trouble dey brew for dia, and dem no wan make British citizens catch fire.
Di advisory self mention say kidnapping don increase, and humanitarian workers dey face higher risk of abduction. If una dey for humanitarian convoy, better keep di road secure, make dem no turn una to target like roasted corn during dry season. (You know how e be, right?)
For di remaining regions like North-East, dem still dey battle Boko Haram and ISWAP. Di UK stress say if person dey for Maiduguri, e fit get wahala if situation change for worse. Dem children of war fit make am hard to waka come out.
Dem also drop serious warning for di South-South and South-East, where military activities reign supreme. Na so di riverine areas of Delta, Bayelsa, Rivers, Akwa Ibom, and Cross River no fit sleep well with militants and oil thieves wahala.
And Lagos? Hah! Dem mention say di city dey face common crime like car-jacking, mugging, and armed robbery. So, if you dey waka for di mainland, make you open eye well well o. Better avoid to waka at night, unless you wan play fast and furious with di armed robbers. (Na who wan try that one?)
As di UK and Nigeria dey manage diplomatic tension over Trump criticism of Christian persecution, di travel warning no go help matters. Dem dey play as if dem wan open mouth for every matter when e come to Nigeria security disruption. If dis issue no change, e fit make sense say wahala fit reach outside intervention level. (Abeg, no be wetin person dey hope for, abi?)
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