City, State/Country – E be like say dis summer wey dey come, football transfer market don hot like jollof wey no get water. Many clubs dey jolly, dey plan how dem go grab dem next star, and we dey follow the gist like hawk wey dey eye rat.
First, make we yarn about Arsenal. Dem don put eye for William Saliba, and now some clubs dey enter the mix like say dem wan bring plenty gist. Real Madrid don eyeful Rodrygo to swap with Saliba. Na real hustle, but Arsenal no go just gree so easily o! (Dem go fit buy him pounded yam first? 😄).
Meanwhile, Manchester United don seal contract for Benjamin Šeško and now dem dey eye Fiorentina’s Pietro Comuzzo. Na wetin we dey call keen interest. E be like say United wan gather squad wey go fit make dem gree shake during match o.
Newcastle United self no dey sleep. Dem don chop gossip say Yoanne Wissa dey jones to leave Brentford, but e don join training back. Na wah! How person go dey train but still dey plan escape? If dem fit just find replacement wey go make dem gree sell am, na him we go sabi who fit manager am before clock strike 12.
As we dey gist, Darwin Núñez don ready to cash out big for Al Hilal. E go dey collect $25 million per season! (We fit talk say na jackpot for him side). But make we no forget say Salah don dey wonder wetin dey happen.
Now, make we carry our eyes go Spain. Barcelona dey face serious wahala as Real Madrid dey eye Vitinha with €130 million asking price. E be like say dem wan sprinkle some drama for transfer market this year, abi? 🤷♂️
Moving on, Aston Villa dey jostle for Ferran Torres, while Rangers and Sevilla dey fight for Karl Hein. Na like dem dey compete for who fit sign more players pass.
Rasmus Højlund dey face wahala as AC Milan don show interest but e don sharp, refuse dem offer. Some people fit say e no wan jinx am like when dem tell him say make e use only one leg to play football – no be correct talk.
Dem say PSG dey find options for goalkeeper as Alisson dey enter the conversation. But na who no fit catch Alisson with dem own contract woes? Jose Mourinho, wey no get chill, don push for Alisson from Liverpool too. E be like say laptop no dey full, but the transfer news dey raise fire.
For those wey wan play cheeky, Robert Lewandowski don consider move to Saudi Arabia, where big money dey flow like palm wine during tradition. E don get offer wey go worth €100 million, but who know wetin go happen next? Omo, this summer na serious transfer market grapevine.
We go stick our eyes on top dis gist, as e dey unfold like road wey no get junction end. As e be now, dem dey keep us entertained with all dis transfer wahala. Sharp sharp, make everybody prepare for more gist as we dey enter August.
