Abuja, Nigeria – The African Democratic Congress (ADC) don come out to yarn for President Bola Tinubu matter. Dem caution am say make e no try hold opposition parties down. Na so e take benefit from the democracy wey former President Goodluck Jonathan bring come. E go good make dem no forget wetin dem don pass.
Meanwhile, na military boys from Operation Hadin Kai don bomb some bad guys for Borno State. Dem strike terrorist strongholds wey dey for Mandara Mountains. Na so dem dey show say dem get high level of intelligence wey sabi where to find these guys, especially along Nigeria border with Cameroon. E go good if dem fit maintain this vibe!
For Plateau State, na so troops from Operation Safe Haven don catch one suspected militia guy. Dem nab am along Kafi Abu-Rakwok Road and recover AK-47 rifle plus plenty ammunitions from am. Na wah! The guy go need strong talk if e wan explain how e carry the rifle anywhere.
Also, Zaria for Kaduna State dey face serious wahala as suspected diphtheria don take four children carry dem waka go grave. Those wey still dey alive, dem dey suffer wella. One paddy wey lose im daughter talk say di disease dey spread like bushfire for the area. Make dem quick do something before e turn to full-blown outbreak.
Meanwhile, Dele Momodu, wey dey run media like say na film, don call out President Tinubu. Him say make Tinubu hold fire for Minister of FCT, Nyesom Wike. E talk say Wike get character issues and no fit run for 2027 without wahala. Na who go listen to dat one? Politics don bad!
As we dey talk, naira don fall again, land for N1,565 per dollar. Na not wetin any Naija person wan hear! E mean say we go dey chop smaller rice and beans. Naira dey enter serious matter!
Daniel Bwala, wey be presidential aide, come drop ye see for Atiku Abubakar. E talk say dem no fit win Tinubu come 2027. So, all the big names like Peter Obi and Rotimi Amaechi go just dey get mouthful talk every four years. No shake ground!
Den nine Chinese nationals don land for jail o! Dem don get one year each after dem catch them for Ponzi scheme wey waka come terrorism financing. Dis na serious matter! Make you no try am, my people, e no good to play with fire!
As babas and mamas dey try find how to survive, Babachir Lawal don leave the All Progressives Congress. E talk am for letter, make dem see say im carry im two left leg waka out from dem. Na who go follow am wey no sabi wetin dey happen?
Finally, the Enugu Police don grab one student from UNN for allegedly killing one female classmate. Na sudden murder wahala, e dey happen like film for early morning. We hope say dem go find truth for this one!
