Popcorn na one kain snack wey people dey usually chop for background, like when dem dey watch film or just dey scroll through dem phone. But some people don decide say make dem find out if there dey any popcorn wey fit solo as main event. Dem gather like nine padi dem and taste up to 18 different brands wey dey for supermarket to see which one dey bam!
Na so dem find say unsweetened popcorn dey dey somehow “basic,” dem no really get flavor. Na only one brand even put MSG to ginger taste. But the sweetened ones, dem dey try some kind magic wey fit land dem for confectionery aisle. Dem dey yarn say if na unsweetened you dey buy, any brand go do you, but if na sweet one, shine your eye before you spend money.
One strong contender na Carman’s Sea Salt and Cider Vinegar wey Coles dey sell for $6. Dem talk say na like wrestling match e be among all the popcorn wey nor get flavor. Another one wey dem try na Macro Wholefoods Lightly Sea Salted Air Popped Corn from Woolworths, wey dey even lack personality but somehow dey ‘bingeable’ like Emily in Paris.
Cobs Natural Popcorn surprise dem because na real easy to consume kinda popcorn, something you fit even gist about for boring work party. Meanwhile, Woolworths own, the Sweet and Salty, dey low risk and dem sure for am. People dey talk say dem go still buy the home brand ones because dem dey budget-friendly and satisfy taste buds small.
Johnny’s Popcorn Delights Caramel make one reviewer ask “na nine or two this be?” Likely because e get the vibe of LCM bars, food wey many people don outgrow but still dey rush am. As for Lolly Gobble Bliss Bombs Nutty Caramel, some judges swear say e salty and sweet till e divide opinion. Movietime Multi Colour Popcorn dey colorful but reviewer yarn say-e be like ‘petrified clown tears.’
Sprinters Butter Flavoured popcorn, dem talk say na ‘trash talk’ flavor e get, like butter wey Michelin man sweat-out. Last but not the least, Serious Popcorn just bland, one reviewer even compare am to cardboard. One talk say make you watch ‘The Bill’ for background if you dey chop am.
