Abuja, Nigeria – E don happen o! Naija government don yan wan show over recent wahala wey don burst our screen. Dis matter concern wetin dem call ‘Venezuela prisoners’ wey USA wan push on us. From wetin we hear, dem talk say Trump, you know who be am – dat guy wey sabi make headlines like movie, don ask Naija to carry some prisoners wey dey vex for America. E be like say dem come out from prison for America, and na Naija dem wan throway dem. Abeg, how we go manage it? (Naija no get enough wahala, dem dey carry another one come!)
Dem no fit believe am, and e don provoke many Nigerians wey dey wonder wetin dey happen between Naija and America. Na so dem dey talk say dis wahala don show up just after America don decide say dem go increase visa wahala for Naija people. E be like say dem wan flare from Naija abi wetin? Dem say ‘no more visas’, but we dey see their praise for demself. E be like dem dey suffer from double standard. (Ahh, this politics matter sef na real coke and fanta mix!)
US Embassy for Naija don come out clear say dis visa matter no get wahala with prisoners matter, and e no connect with some groups like BRICS. But Nigerian Minister of External Affairs, Yusuf Tuggar, don talk say dem no go gree carry dem prisoners. E say Naija no be dumping ground for America problems. He don vex say why dem go expect us to bring criminals wey dem no fit handle? (Naija dey face enough trouble, we no need more wahala!).
Dem don bring big number – like 300 prisoners – and Nigerian government no wan hear story about am. E be like say people wey dey cause trouble don turn to ambassadors of noise for Nigeria, but we no fit take run like that when we dey face our own issues. Tuggar talk say government go stand strong. E don say dem no wan increase tax wey Trump dey use push Naija goods into wahala land.
Dis matter dey long way since Trump don begin dey spread neck for Africa since e enter the office. Na so e carry five African leaders come White House, and Naija no dey among. Dis one dey piquant! E be like say Naija dey run una business without invitation, na wetin be this? (Everyone go try make premise like dey no dey see the biggest market in Africa).
Sulaiman Dahiru, former ambassador to South Sudan, don drop bomb for dis issue. E stress say Nigeria dey need US more than US dey need Nigeria. E call on diplomacy. Make dem sit down for one table and arrange dis matter before e turn mess. We no want make dis matter turn court case o! (E fit take all day for dis talk as we sabi how dis politics dey go).
But make we shine eye, you know wahala fit catch us anytime. Naija better wake up, bear the national cake fit spoil anyone. At least, dem dey talk say dey go adjust their ways and fit be sweet for us if we gree follow. Wahala no dey finish, but we dey here dey watch dem play their cards, we go just make sure say we no be victim at the end of the day.
