Caracas, Venezuela
Di wahala don start again! Dis time, na President Nicolás Maduro wey don gather 570 freshly elected lawmakers inside Teatro Teresa Carreño to shine dem eye on wetin go happen for di next five years. E talk say make dem comport sabi-sabi, show loyalty to di pipo and stop all dis wahala wey no concern di masses.
“No fit mean say dem go sit down for seat dey catch cruise! Our job no be to dey waka around dey flex for nothing,” na wetin Maduro talk. (I mean, who go wan waste time for Lagos traffic when you fit go chop suya?)
Maduro also remind dem say dem need to carry dis parliament matter as di heart of national talk. E want make sure say dem dey involve for social, ideological, economic, and global wahala. E no dey play at all!
Dem go launch wetin dem dey call an agenda wey go dey promote constant gisting with di citizens. This one na serious matter! E mean say all di lawmakers go need to get their ear to di ground make dem fit hear wetin di people dey yan.
Di last thing wey we fit do na just dey sit down dey look like movie fans. We go turn parliament matter to show dem how to run things well. Na so Maduro yarn say dem need to be serious for di coming debates, especially with main players like Henrique Capriles and di crew wey don decide say dem wan dey on di political road again.
“We go dey see wetin dem dey plan, especially Tomás Guanipa, and dat guy wey dey shine eye as Barquisimeto mayor, Henri Falcón. Only if frog dey grow hair, you go fit see am as mayor, abeg,” na wetin Maduro come add. (Omo, make dem no end up for Twitter dey throw shade wey no make sense.)
Side hustle, e don talk say dem go create political school wey go carry di name of late Deputy David Nieves. This school go dey train di new generation of leaders for all di public service levels. No be joke! E mean sey dem dey prepare dem for serious wahala wey dey come.
Maduro also feel say di next legislative term, wey go kick off on January 5, 2026, go bring beta package of debates. E dey call all di political parties and di governors to don come show dem plan wey fit make sense for di country. “I dey wait for una proposals. Make we see wetin you go fit bring come table,” na wetin Maduro drop as challenge.
One last gist wey e drop, na di parliamentary social outreach thing wey dem don dey push since 2005. E dey talk say make dem fine-tune am make e beta pass di way e be, so we go fit dey strong for participatory democracy!
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