Levante Don Hammered By Barcelona Again, Na Wetin We Go Do?

BARCELONA, Spain — Na another day for Spanish football as Levante and Barcelona face each other for the new La Liga season. Last last, Barca show them who be boss again, after a 3-0 cruise against Mallorca last week. Levante dey waka with one hand for pocket after dem lose their first match against Alavés. E be like say dem go need plenty prayer to comot this one.

Tonight, the atmosphere for Estadio Ciudad de Valencia dey burst as fans gree come out to support their teams. Dem even show light display to ginger the players before dem enter pitch. E suppose make dem feel like say dem dey inside Hollywood film. (If only dem fit play like say na real champions.)

Barcelona don dey come with full energy after dem score three goals against Mallorca, with Lamine Yamal, Raphinha, and Ferran Torres all entering action. Dem dey sharp like say dem just recharge their batteries. Meanwhile, dem gats hustle hard to maintain dem momentum tonight, because Naija no dey carry last!

As for Levante, the players dey look sweet, but dem never find dem groove yet. E be like say dem never settle down after dem come back from Segunda Division. Dem gats show plenty hustle tonight else dem go hear am from fans wey no dey carry back.

Coach Hansi Flick get strong squad for Barcelona, but the big gist na say Marcus Rashford dey ready to make him full La Liga debut. Dem dey wonder if he go fit add pepper to barca runs tonight. Levante coach Julián Calero for the other hand, dey pray make e tactics click, or else na purely vibes we go dey see.

Levante lined up with Campos, Cabello, and Elgezabal among others, while Barca don drop Garcia, Araujo, and Pedri. Na big match e be, and everybody sabi say if Barca fit maintain dem winning streak, dem go shine pass in this season.

But we no fit forget say Levante gats chop dem chops too, dem fit don sabi how to play under pressure. The odds dey against them, but football na game wey fit turn around like Naija jollof anytime!

So, get your popcorn ready, my padi! This match fit be the highlight of the week for all football lovers. Make we see who go shine for Estadio Ciudad de Valencia tonight as Barcelona dey fight to keep their title campaign dey hot, and Levante dey try find their feet.