STUTTGART, Germany, Dec 6 – E be like say Bayern Munich no wan hear word again. Dem just park bus for Mercedes-Benz Arena, carry dem two legs enter ground, and start to dey score goals like say money dey fall from sky.
Na Harry Kane, di English striker wey sabi score finish, light up di match after he come out for bench! He score hat-trick like say him dey play for konji party, turning di game from 1-0 to 5-0! Wetin you go call dat na serious level of football!
Match don start and na Konrad Laimer wey burst di net for Bayern with his first goal in di 11th minute. Stuttgart try hold ground but dem no fit survive di onslaught from Bayerns wey dey come like hungry lion. And wetin happen when dem introduce Kane? Na wah! E just enter like fresh air, quickly score di second goal.
Stuttgart fans dey really feel di game as dem see dem team dey push, but wahala start after dem get red card for Lorenzo Assignon. From dat moment, di team just dey watch as Bayern carry di ball dey play like dem dey play for backyard.
Harry Kane no get mercy. He score again for 66th minute, and den again for 88th minute, completing his hat-trick like bad guy. People dey reason am: “How many goals this guy wan score for 2025?” Him already get 58 goals for di year, and him wan break him own record! Omo, wetin dem go do with Kane when e reach di World Cup?
Bayern win with style and groove, dey sure say dem dey top of di Bundesliga table with 37 points! Dem now get 11 points ahead of second place. So, Stuttgart get plenty work to do if dem wan level up.
As di match end, Bayern fans dey burst with joy, while Stuttgart fans na just dey look dem player like say dem no go like see dem face again. But no wahala, football be like that sometimes. We go wait wan see wetin go happen next time!
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