Abuja, Nigeria – Wetin dem dey call fake news? E don show face again as Senator President, Godswill Akpabio, don waka back to Nigeria this early morning, fresh like fresh palm wine. Dis guy land for Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport around 4 a.m. and na big crowd dey welcome am—senators, aides, and some loyal supporters wey wan see the main man.
Dem say Akpabio dey enjoy quick vacation for London, but some people wey no get better work come dey yarn say e dey critically ill. Chai! Who dem go believe a rumor wey wan spoil person name like dat? As e land, the man no waste time to clear the air. Him tell journalists say, “There’s nothing like such. I’m fit as a fiddle.” (Omo, see confidence!)
Before Akpabio hia London story, e dey attend World Conference of Speakers of Parliament for Geneva, Switzerland, from July 29 to 31. Him no just dey waste time o, na real work dem dey do. After dat, he decide make e take small break, because who no go chop, go dey work like say dem no get life, abi?
While e dey chuck things with journalists, Akpabio also talk say make dem no fear, we go still see serious legislative wahala when Senate come back from recess. “Robust legislative engagements” na wetin e promise us (just dey look how dem dey use big grammar to spice am up).
At 62 years old, this man don wear many hats, from Governor of Akwa Ibom State to Minister of Niger Delta Affairs, and now, Senator President of the 10th Senate since June 2023. Na real work e dey do o!
Gbenga Daniel, the Chairman of the Senate Committee on Navy, don also talk before say those claims about Akpabio hospital matter no be true. “Your excellency, the news out there is that you have been indisposed, but seeing you here now paints a very different picture.” (Na so dem dey collecting praises anytime dey see their oga.)
This matter come make sense, because Akpabio no show any sign of problem as e dey land. As he don come back, make we all just relax and dey wait how dem go carry government matter come naija. After all, no bi we go enjoy the shenanigans?
