Football na wetin dey cause wahala and sweet gist every season, e no go ever finish! Na so latest transfer gists don land sharp-sharp, and we go dive into am like say we dey chop suya on top grill!
First kabosh for the matter, Harry Kane, di England captain wey dey shine for Bayern Munich, dey cause plenty buzz! Dem say Barcelona dey eye am well, e be like say dem wan change Lewandowski wey don old like our grandpa with the Kane wey dey score like dem no get tomorrow. Kane don already land 95 goals for just 102 matches – abeg, who no wan am? (I dey feel say Barca go soon turn to ‘Harryana’ if him jam dem!)
And you fit hear say Manchester United no wan sit down for back, dem dey chase Elliot Anderson, di young evergreen midfielder from Nottingham Forest. Dem dey chop money for January like say na rice wey dem go buy for Owambe party. Na only 22 years he be, but he don already show say he fit run midfield like Marathon runner!
As I dey gree you with this gist, Real Madrid no dey form small, dem dey look Ryan Gravenberch wey dey ball for Liverpool, e be like say dem wan make am join dem for party. E dey valued for about 75 million euros, but how e wan shine for Real if he no fit collect enough play time for Liverpool? (Dem go soon carry am for Mount Everest to see if e go fit shine again!)
Then come our own dear William Saliba from Arsenal wey don dey shine like diamond for defense. Arsenal no wan release him at all, dem dey package am for long-term contract like say dem dey sell pure water. Na serious matter o, because if Real Madrid come for you, e fit be wahala for all 40 acres of gunners!
For the keepers, Gianluigi Donnarumma dey cause palava since Dem say Manchester United no fit fork out around 130 million pounds. Na so dem begin turn am down before Manchester City carry am go dey chop grace for dem side. E clear say mid-table keepers no go follow dem again for long time!
Lastly, we fit hear say Nuno Espirito Santo dey come back into the picture as West Ham dey search for Graham Potter replacement. Fancy names dey come up, but di truth be say dem no go follow Frank Lampard because he don dey work for Coventry now. (See gists, wetin no fit happen?!)
As we dey watch di league unfold, stay tuned because dem palava for football no dey finish anytime soon. From Kane to Anderson, di gist go dey carry us like Pidgin express – fast and e no go dull!
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