Crystal Palace Don Show Liverpool Say ‘We Dey Run Tins!’

Liverpool, England – Na wah! E no fit better for Liverpool as dem don comot for EFL Carabao Cup after Crystal Palace run dem go down 3-0 for Anfield. Na six defeats dem don collect for seven matches wey don pass, and the gaffer, Arne Slot, dey feel the heat like pepper soup wey don boil.

Yesterday night wey dem dey play, around the 40th minute, Ismaila Sarr take shine shine foot score dem first goal. Na so laughter start for Anfield, but dem wey collect that goal no gree hear word, as Sarr come do am again small time after. E be like say Liverpool defense dey confuse like say dem dey try solve math problem wey no get answer.

As if to add soap for the injury, Amara Nallo wey just dey start him career, collect red card like say e be candy. How you go dey make two red cards for two matches? Na wetin be that? (That boy dey catch fire, o!)

Crystal Palace dey run the show like say dem dey market, while Liverpool dey try find answer wey no dey. E come reach the 87th minute, Yeremy Pino add one more goal to di list, wey make the score 3-0. Na so dem carry dem caravan waka go quarter-finals, while Liverpool go dey reflect on their life choices.

Slot wey be coach for Liverpool no gree use him best players como, hoping sey the younger ones fit deliver, but wetin dem deliver na stress. Dem no fit create any serious chances in front of goal. Na one try dem get for di whole match, and that one no fit even disturb Crystal Palace goalkeeper.

As dem dey go for halftime, comments from di crowd dey jingle like Christmas bell. Fans dey chant, ‘You’re getting sacked in the morning,’ sing that one angle. (Chai, dem no really gree for this coach, o!)

Palace don turn Anfield to their playground, as if dem come visit family. Ismaila Sarr again dey show why him be Liverpool paddy, as him don score four goals against them dis season alone. Na real wah!

For true, the Eagles dey fly high, while Liverpool dey try find their wings back. Next match fit determine if Slot go carry bag waka or make dem support am. For now, Sarr dey bask in glory, and Liverpool fans dey vex well well.

As di match end, wetin we go talk na say, Palace don show Liverpool say, ‘We dey run tins, no be small!’, and make dem no for forget how to defend well next time. Na so e be!