Stuttgart, Germany — If you follow football wetin you no go understand say Bayern Munich dey chop Stuttgart like say dem no get sense. For yesterday match, dem scatter Stuttgart, 5-0, and wetin make am sweet pass be say Harry Kane come collect hat trick as e no even need full 30 minutes to turn the game upside down.
No be small thing wey Konrad Laimer start for Bayern, as e dey flash the ball like say na im dey control the game. E score the first goal for the 11th minute with small backheel wey catch Alexander Nübel off-guard. Na him goal start the whole palava (I dey tell you, wetin dem dey smoke for Stuttgart?)
Then, Harry Kane, the king for wahala, come enter the pitch like say na im be the only one wey sabi play ball. E score the second goal two minutes later, shooting the ball so fine wey e enter bottom corner, dis na how you show say you no dey joke. As dem wan take breathe, Josip Stanišić come add another goal take dey increase dem wahala to 3-0.
Stuttgart come dey see how dem wan take salvage the match, but dem forget say na dem dey play Bundesliga champions o! After dem collect red card because of obstruction, Kane go use the penalty to score again, turning the score into 4-0.
Final goal come hold everybody for suspense, as Kane again put in the 5th goal under two minutes to the end of the match. People wey pack arena dey shout “Bayern! Bayern!” like say na them go collect trophy this year (nawa o, if you no know say Bayern na the team to beat this season). With this performance, dem wan make sure say dem continue dey sit down for the top position for Bundesliga.
Stuttgart wey dey struggle e no fit recover from the beating wey dem just carry yesterday. Coach Sebastian Hoeneß go need serious prayer to turn this madness around, cause as e dey now, dem just dey waste time for the pitch. Na wetin happen if you dey face Bayern be that.
As league no dey soft for any body, Bayern just dey glide for ice for this January with 11 points clear wey dem don dey lead with 34 points. Their match against Stuttgart na just another decoration for dem, as dem dey build dem legacy (which club fit sabi match them for this league?).
Next week, Stuttgart go face Maccabi Tel-Aviv for Europa League, wey dem go need to put extra effort or else dem go dey see ghost for pitch. Bayern on their part, go dey face some local boys, Mainz and Wolfsburg, wey no get any friendly face if dem wan enter pitch.
Football no dey finish, but dis Bayern team dey make am feel like say na dem go carry everything. E remain only di ball and sharp strikers. Whether they go keep up the tempo na story we go follow, but for now, dem dey enjoy as dem dey chop goals like say dem wan enter feast.
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