See ehn, na wah oo! Person no go believe wetin happen for one hospital for France…
Last Saturday night for Toulouse, one 24-year-old guy rush show face for Rangueil hospital with serious gbege. This guy don carry one live WWI artillery shell, wey long like eight inches, enter backside. Chai! E no get as e go explain this kind wahala wey don land pass him lap.
As the doctors see am, na so dem begin dey fear – dem no sabi if e go blast anytime. Na wetin make dem call bomb squad and fire brigade sharp sharp. Everybody waka comot for hospital, because nobody wan turn to mutton pepper soup for this kind palava.
Doctors confirm say the patient dey serious discomfort, like say dem don carry him enter another level of suffering. After dem finish emergency surgery, dem come discover say na proper live bomb wey don dey there since 1918. Wetin e dey do for there self, abeg? No be the first time for this French hospital wey person carry bomb come body, wey don happen before.
Local paper wey dey follow this matter talk say, “Doctors wey dey treat patient say dem don dey see all this kind gbege, especially when e dey come from sexual games.” Na so! Na wetin dey lead this guy to this kind madness? Na speed race to see who fit carry historical relics enter backside reach tory level?
Authorities dey plan to interview am, so he go explain how e take land for this kolo gist. Dem even dey contemplate to carry legal action for handling ‘category A munitions’ matter. Just imagine! After all the embarrassment and pain, dem wan add police wahala? No be small gbege.
Some people dey talk say na party stunt or wetin dem dey call social life matter spoil this guy wahala. If na mi, I go just follow grandpa bush vibes, hide that old rifle make sure say e no enter my own wahala gist.
The artillery shell way dem find con dey used by Imperial German Army during World War I as dem dey fire am for British and French soldiers. E don dey around since 1918, and now e don enter one guy backside. Now, wetin we go call this one? Experience or mistake?
For worldwide, this kind saga no be new thing. Year 2022, na one 88 years old guy too show up with shell for him backside. Wetin dey really happen for France? Na serious matter we go need to figure out.
As the whole hospital no fit handle am, bomb disposal experts carry the shell go and make sure say e no go cause another gbege again for the people wey dey around. But the question wey me dey ask be: how on earth person fit carry whole bomb enter backside? E go serious scatter my brain if to say na me.
Abeg, make we no forget to ask ourselves, how far this guy go take wisdom after everything don finish? Naso e go find one corner dey think am. As e dey heal for hospital, we go watch make dem collect am properly. But anytime wey dem call am to explain how the relic enter the backside, make e no forget say chat group go dey wait for am.
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