No Shakara, Just Stay Alive: Police Don Talk

Abeg, gather here make I gist you wetin Nigeria Police talk sharp-sharp! You sabi wetin go happen if you jam wahala for street? E no go be to use your hand fight back, no o! The police don advise make we dey cool down if we find ourselves with criminals.

Na bei the Force Public Relations Officer, Mr Benjamin Hundeyin, yarn dis one for interview wey dem do for Politics Today, wey dey run for Channels Television. E talk say, when danger don show face, make you no try to do strongman. Just chill, no dey struggle, no dey fight back. The first thing wey concern you be your life! E go better make you save your life first, den police go handle the criminals.

Hundeyin also drop mind-blowing gist say dem don dey catch some of the ‘One-Chance’ gang members wey dey wreak havoc for Abuja. E no go dey wrong to say say dem don fit nab plenty of dem wey dey cause trouble. “Just recently, dem catch gang wey don dey involve in the murder of one lawyer,” him talk. “And as I dey talk to you, we don recover the phone wey connect to the case.”

Wetin we go learn from dis? Make you no allow kpangolo for your mata. If you jam any bad guys, no go dey follow dem for fight. E go pay you to just dey calm. Police dey on ground; dem sabi how to deal with omokpos for street when time reach. Wetin you gain for fighting people wey get weapon? Nothing! As dem dey do their work, we too go dey wise up.

So my people, make we take this advice seriously. Life na beta thing, and by all means, we go preserve am. If na to be olodo for dey moment go save you, no wahala! No shakara, no side eye! Just keep your hustle dey intact, your life dey important more than anything else!

As our police dey do im best to fit arrest dis One-Chance people, make we, as citizens, cooperate. No go dey reckless; take your safety serious. No just dey waka for street dey jam wahala. Follow the police updates, sabi wetin dey happen for your area, and stay safe!

Na so life be, my paddy. Make we dey watch our back and enjoy life as e dey shine! And remember, police dey work; no allow bad guys spoil your day. Keep safe!”