Wetin we go call dis one na wah o! One former criminology lecturer wey don turn thief dey cause trouble for Sainsbury’s supermarkets. Her name na Pauline Al Said, dis babe don chop eye for 12,000 pounds worth of luxury drinks, and she no wan gree stop!
Dis babe, wey sabi call herself ‘the UK’s poshest thief’, don collect heavy items like premium vodka, gin, and prosecco from Sainsbury’s. As dem dey talk so, she don spend plenty time for court, but the judge just drop am with 18 months suspended prison sentence. Wetin be say she go fit stay outside, but she go dash dem some coins wey be 1,800 pounds!
Na from June 2024, she start to dey run her campaign of theft. Al Said dey quick pull her Disney dresses and dressing gowns for the top of her trolley to hide the expensive drinks. Na like silly person she dey carry her life dey play, abi na wetin she dey call ‘life coaching’? Omo, dat one na serious matter!
During one of her run, security men catch her because the shelf for the alcohol section don dey gree empty like wetin dem dey sell for black market. She fit enter supermarket, steal drinks, and still go chill for café to read newspaper wey she don steal sef! Na wah true, di hustle wey no dey tire am!
For court matter, prosecutor Peter Shaw come yan say: ‘Dis lady dey perform live show for shoplifting, she even get past convictions for drugs and all sorts.’ Judge Gary Lucie wey dey handle di case come talk say, she get sense but she dey use am to dey do bad things. Because of how she don dey run things, dem give her chance to change her ways.
But wait o, no be say na only Sainsbury’s she dey disturb, she don even come dey cause wahala for Waitrose too! Judge don put her on punishment; she suppose do 100 hours of community service plus attend rehabilitation classes for 28 days. E no easy at all!
Now e be say, dis Pauline don change her name to Pauline Tusien as she dey try begin new life as life coach. Wetin she go dey call her clientele? ‘How to steal without getting caught’? Omo, this matter dey sweet for gisting. As she don dey japa from her old life, we go dey watch as she sabi help others to ‘live life wey sweet’. Wetin you go talk, brothers and sisters? E be like say na film we dey watch!
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