You guys no go believe wetin happen for that Lakers and Suns match wey just pass. Na serious confusion be that o! As I carry my waka reach di arena, my guys dey talk say dem no fit understand wetin dem watch. E be like say dem put curse for court!

First of all, Suns no score for 8 minutes and 5 seconds! For NBA match! Dem dey win 77-71 as di third quarter dey draw to a close, but dem just freeze mid-game like say dem forget how to ball! Na Grayson Allen come save dem with free throws wey enter like fresh pepper soup!

Then we get Marcus Smart wey dey make us dey laugh and cry at di same time. Dis guy do some plays wey fit give person high blood pressure. E nearly scatter di game for his team, but by some miracle, things no turn bad for am.

And make we talk about di king himself, LeBron James. Abeg, wetin happen when e foul Dillon Brooks for three-pointer wey give Suns lead with 12 seconds to go? Di referee eyes dey clear like water, no whistle blow! But once Brooks come dey vex and bump LeBron, dem quick issue am technical foul. Na so LeBron come get chance to tie am with free throw and miss am like bad market!

As if dat no dey enough, LeBron later come win di match on di free-throw line after he foul for another clumsy three-pointer attempt. Di sweat for my body no be small! Suns dey play like dem dey chase chicken, and di Lakers dey hammer dem for rebounds all night, but somehow dem still come back for di fight.

Even with all di drama and hair-pulling, any time wey dem dey play, e dey sweet for our belle! Na so dem make we dey hopeful say next time dem fit do am better. Na wetin we call ‘abandonment issues’ for sports fans. E go always dey hard to let go!

Now, for di latest gist wey dey drop, Suns’ Grayson Allen don carry knee pain come sideline for di next match against di Warriors. Dem say he no fit play; abeg, wetin happen to di injury? Na serious matter o! And di way Suns don dey start di year, e be like say dem go need serious strategic overhaul before dem finish dis season!

Lakers dey try find better players, dem dey eye some trades for di upcoming season. E no easy, because everybody dey find di same guys. As dem dey look for defensive players like di New Orleans players, dem fit find themselves stuck for negotiations wey go last till market close.

Abeg, make we dey keep our eyes gidigba for di next matches. No be every day basketball be dis, and you sabi say di worry of every fan na: how dem go fit blend all di palava into something wey go give dem better results next time! This season go sweet pass supermarket full of choco-cream biscuits! Keep your hearts strong, my people!