My people, gather here make we gist about the wonder wey just happen for Arsenal camp! After 11 long months wey people dey count like say na year, our guy Gabriel Jesus don finally vex enter pitch again as Arsenal conquer Club Brugge 3-0!

E be like say na, when you dey miss your mash potatoes and pepper soup, you go just dey reason the sweet taste. Na so Arsenal fans dey feel, because as Jesus waka enter the field, joy come dey full the air. Manager Mikel Arteta no fit hide im excitement, talk say ‘we dey so happy for am’ and wetin we go fit say? Na true!

Forget say e play only 30 minutes, Omo! E don show say hin dey fit already as e don touch the ball pass Viktor Gyökeres wey dey play from beginning of match. Na real gist be that o! E wan score goal like say dem dey create new record for olodo.

After e come back, Arsenal line up wey get Jesus, Bukayo Saka and Gabriel Martinelli be like say na the beginning of better wahala for any defence wey wan face dem. Martinelli self they shine say no be small, e talk say Jesus na one of the best strikers for world. As di thing dey hot, every Gooner dey crown am the king of come back.

Arteta dey sure say if Jesus continue this ginger wey e don bring enter the squad, dem go fit fight for the title like say na dem get am for party. E don show say hin skills dey connect everybody for pitch, and that na wetin dey make dem no fit ignore am.

As dem dey shine, as dem dey flex, take note say na Madueke wey knack one mad goal too. This guy no wan make us forget say he dey there too. Two goals he score like say na poking game, wey every Gooner go dey shout hosanna for!

But my people, me no go fail to mention our brother wey dey suffer for side, Viktor Gyökeres. This guy dey waka like say he don lose im way. With just three goals in 15 matches, e dey face serious competition from Jesus and Mikel Merino wey dey chip in goal. Na time for am to wake up before dem send am sit down for bench!

As this season dey unfold, you fit be sure say Arsenal fans dey chop belleful because we don see say de team dey better when Jesus dey around. No lele! As we dey follow the Gunners, e be like say we go dey hear more sweet gist from Jesus as e continue to shine!