World Cup Qualifiers: Naija Pidgin Gist Weighs Different Teams Backside

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Naija football fans, gather here, we go dey discuss the latest gist wey dey happen for World Cup qualifiers. E don clear say September 5, we don see some teams dey shine like star and some dey shine like old shoes. Wetin happen? Make we run am sharp sharp.

First of all, Italy no go gree us rest. Dem land for the pitch like no tomorrow, showcasing wetin dem sabi. From the table, dem don play 1, collect 1 win with 3 goals for and 2 against, putting dem for top with 3 points. Wetin dem dey smoke we no sabi o! Dem shelled Luxembourg 3-0. Na wetin dem expert suppose do, abi?

Looking at Kosovo, dem no too bad but dem dey level up. They played 2 games, won 1, draw 1. Goals for dem na 3, goals against? Just 1. Naija boys, wetin una dey do? Make we no dey play like dem o! The balance from their table no go sweet if dem no buck up!

Now say we talk about Belarus, these guys dey just dey watch dem from sidelines. Dem don play 1, and dem don lose o! 4-0 is like say dem no show up for the match. So wetin dem dey do in training? Just dey flex? Abeg make dem do better. Na world cup dem suppose chase sha!

Bulgaria and Azerbaijan, dem dey sharper than before. Dey fit grind points small small. With team strategy sharp, we sabi say dem already dey work on wetin go bring dem glory. But you no go believe say Armenia don dey chilling as if na holiday! Zero points, zero goals – dem no even score! Na wah o!

Dem dey drop numbers for the pitch like say na headline for economist. Luxembourg, Cyprus and San Marino dey do their own wahala, abi dem don forget how to play? Dem dey play plenty games but na wa for their points, if dem continue like this, e fit dey trouble!

So far, Italy dey lead the race but no be who dey lead we dey watch, na who go bring the trophy home. Next set of matches e go show wetin dem fit do. Keep your fingers crossed and dey enjoy beer, cause World Cup e dey hot like pepper soup!