West Ham Don Dey Face Serious Sote Against Crystal Palace This Weekend!

London, England

West Ham don dey find way stop the rot as dem prepare to face Crystal Palace for Saturday wey coming. Last time dem play, dem vex lose 3-0 against Spurs, na im be their third loss for four Premier League fixtures. No be small wahala, abeg! (E be like say dem go soon dey hear ‘sorry trainer’.)

Dis time around, West Ham get advantage because dem no play midweek. Nor be like Crystal Palace wey face Millwall for Carabao Cup earlier this season. But how dem wan take clear the bad energy from Spurs wahala wey don follow dem to London Stadium?

As e be, pressure don dey increase like pepper soup wey no fit cool down, especially with tough matches dey come. Dem chairman for West Ham no fit sleep well since dis summer wey na business as usual. People dey talk say if dem no fit stop Crystal Palace record-breaking form, wahala go dey!

Palace dey on fire! Dem don go ten matches without loss for Premier League, na im make dem set new record for South London. For dis time, Palace dey concede the fewest goals and don keep the most clean sheets too. Last match dem draw 0-0 against Sunderland, but na dem sabi beat Aston Villa 3-0 before dat match. Dem dey start season sharp-sharp!

Meanwhile, West Ham sabi dey face serious problem for defence, dem don concede 11 goals wey na 2 more than Wolves wey no get any point at all. E funny? Na true! Dem don concede six goals from corners this season only, wey don make dem top the league for corner gift givers. E be like say people dey collect money for every corner wey dem score against them o!

New signing fit show face against Palace, but e no fit solve all dem problems for back. The Brazilian dey top one per cent for Africa when e come to blocks – e don make 160! Make we no talk about Virgil Van Dijk wey don play more than 275 games pass am, but no wahala.

Mavropanos and Kilman wey dey at the back no dey perform well dis season. If Potter wan save hin job, e beta make dem arrange the back like dem dey arrange jollof rice for party o! (We all sabi say na the back wey bad fit tear the whole sweet jollof)

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