Washington, D.C. — Na wah, my people! Big man Donald Trump don land for medical gist again! As e dey happen, the White House don drop bombshell say Trump sabi get chronic venous insufficiency. This one na serious level o! We fit call am CVI for short, but as una sabi, the matter na no small gist.
Na Thursday we hear dis gist, na after days of people dey wonder why Trump hand dey bruise like say na from old boxing match or wetin! White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt come open mouth talk say na because Trump shake hand well well with people wey e dey meet. Who dey talk say handshaking no get side effect? E dey pain dem make dem dey take aspirin too, normal cardio-vascular prevention move. Honestly, no be small wahala!
Fifty shades of Trump wey dey turn 79 soon recently dey complain say e dey feel swollen for hin legs. Na so dem carry am go run comprehensive exam wey include vascular study to check wetin dey sup. Leavitt come yan say dat vein condition dey common, especially for sharp guys wey don pass 70. So e no be say Trump wan tongue-twist for hospital, na just normal vein issue.
According to di report, no sign of deep vein thrombosis or any serious problem dey. All test results dey normal, and Trump dey “excellent health” as di doc put am. Sometimes, e go dey sweet to see say person dey alright even when hin body dey behave like old man for leg!
For the photo, Trump legs show slight swelling during FIFA Club World Cup wey happen for New Jersey on 13 July. Na so dem start dey suspect say na new sickness dey land for hin doorstep. And no be long after, sharp sharp, pictures don surface wey show wetin dey happen with hin legs and hands. E get time wey hin hand don dey bruise for meeting wey e do with French president Emmanuel Macron too. Speculation dey fly like say Trump don catch virus wey no dey gree reveal him wahala!
One good news wey everybody fit carry as dem dey discuss dis CVI matter, na say e dey manageable. Compression therapy, exercise, and correct lifestyle fit help make the matter cool down. No be say dem don announce say Trump go dey rock hospital gown! So, no need for panic, e just plenty shaking and some lifestyle changes tinz.
As usual, the White House go still release hin full medical report debrief, but for now, make we hold our breath say Trump no do ham like dat. We go still dey watch as di story dey unfold. After all, no be small thing to be, or reign as, di oldest president wey don ever take oath for America, abeg!
