Washington, DC – E be like say wahala don land for America as President Donald Trump dey jiggy now after Israel throw correct bomb for Iran overnight. Di latest strike don turn dem show into proper military drama wey Trump no plan for but now e get am for him plate. E be like movie wey we no fit fast-forward! (Baba na peacemaker wey never see this one coming sha.)
As di news take enter ground, people don start to wonder how e go take manage dis military waka wey don shake ground for Middle East. Trump wey sabi jive on top peaceful mood don dey struggle to give America beta gist on top di matter. Instead of solid plans, wetin we dey hear na di kind dat line for his Truth Social account say, “Iran don build stronghold but dem no see dis one coming.” (We no dey expect am to just drop am like say na normal routine o!)
After Israel strike, di US diplomats no show any excitement. Dem just sit down like say dem dey watch drama. Secretary of State Marco Rubio quickly yarn say, “No be we dey run di show o, but we dey support Israel.” (E be like say dem no wan carry dem head enter wahala.)
As di tension dey rise, Trump dey try show support for Israel for different interviews. But e be like say di more e dey talk, di more e dey confuse everybody. E go talk say di attack strong but den go follow am say, “Dem get chance to renegotiate.” Wetin be dat? (Na like play am dey go, we no fit lie.)
In di middle of all di shenanigans, Iran don dey assess di damage. Innocent civilians don suffer, as more dan 90 people don perish and ka-ching, plenty buildings don scatter across Iran. Na wetin dem dey call collateral damage. Israel dey call all soldiers to ready as dem set to continue di two-week wahala wey dem don declare.”What we go see next, only God sabi!”
Trump, in di midst of all dis, dey hope say di strike go make dem dose up dem negotiation wahala. But wetin we go talk about key Iranian leaders wey don fall under di bomb? Dem dey shift focus from negotiation to di UN Security Council, wey dem don call di strike an “act of war.” (Talk about turn di table!)
As di US plan to still meet with Iranian officials on Sunday, some dey wonder how far dem negotiations go fit last. E go need medical doctor to handle dis negotiation matter, as dem don already dey draw line for dem military strategies. We go still dey watch di game because na serious play be dis.
Na di Republican Party self don start wan take side as some dey hail di strike while others dey question wahala wey e don bring. Senator Lindsey Graham don tweet say, “Game on. Pray for Israel.” (E be like say everybody just dey catch cruise for social media!).
Di wahala no go end soon, as Trump plan to show more support for Israel, but in di same breath, he no fit allow America enter too deep. E go need shakara-weh-weh if him wan balance di wahala. Na wetin go show true leadership?
As di situation dey hot, any corner wey dey close to Middle East go dey hot o! Dey go keep dey eye on as di whole drama dey unfold. Na dis kind show wey we fit turn to daytime drama but reality dey punch more!
