ABUJA, Nigeria – Gist don dey fly everywhere say former U.S. President Donald Trump don die, but e turn out na wetin dem go fit call ‘daydream’. As dem dey vex for the internet on Saturday, Trump burst out for public with him granddaughter, Kai Trump, as dem waka go him favorite golf course for Virginia.
Dem catch the photo of Trump as e dey enter motor for the south lawn of the White House, no wahala with the trolls about where e don dey hide. E was looking cool in him signature red ‘Make America Great Again’ cap, white polo shirt, and black trousers. Na only wetin dey compare him to a ghost, na to see am carry golf club! (No be so them go fit catch Ronaldo disappear after e don score goal, abi?)
Before this sighting, e don dey quiet for about three days which make online rumor mills dey go to town. Searches like “Is Trump dead?” and “Where is Trump?” don jam big numbers on Google. Truth be say, dem no fit understand say no bi unusual for presidents to chill small, especially for weekend.
Vice President JD Vance collectors small gist for social media win dem say e go fit step in if anything happen. But make nobody fear, Vance clear am say Trump dey fine and in good shape. (E be like say Vance sabi wetin e dey talk, e don see the man fit for night call and morning call.)
But wetin dey pull all the attention be the bruises wey Trump don dey show for him hand during public appearances. Doctors dem don talk say no be serious matter, na just ‘soft tissue irritation,’ as e dey shake hands every day. But the matter dey trigger health concerns as Trump don reach 79 years, the oldest president when e enter office.
The White House even talk say ‘sometimes, na the way European leaders dey shake am hand sha’ (after thousands of handshakes, e be like say Trump hand don start to get its ‘own’ life). Even as e dey play golf, dey waka around, we still dey hear small rumors about him health. But that no stop am from having a good time.
As social media dey ramp up the noise of Trump’s supposed demise, e too dey engage with people for his Truth Social platform. E dey post plenty updates wey dey show him dey alive and well, despite the trolls. In fact, with the number of likes, comments, and shares wey people dey drop about the death rumor, you fit think say na football match dem dey watch instead of everyday politics.
Last last, Trump don show say e dey intact. E dey ready to keep the political ball rolling and still dey chase birdies on the golf course. Na real-life drama we dey witness, wey remind us how rumors fit gather more speed than cheetah wey dey chase its prey. If anything, e mean say na only one golf outing fit silence all the noise of false news! So make everybody sit down, chill, and raise glass for life.
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