Washington, D.C. — E don happen again as President Donald Trump don launch serious attack on immigration policy after the tragic shooting of two National Guard members in D.C. on November 26, 2025. Na better Thanksgiving wey suppose bring joy turn to wahala as Trump sabi talk am clear: he no wan any ‘cuckoo’ migrants for America at all!
As e dey stand, Trump don announce wetin he call permanent pause on migration from all ‘Third World countries’. Wetin be ‘Third World?’ Na all di countries wey no fit sabi maintain better standard of living updated by latest rich country standards, na im Trump dey eye!
In his Thanksgiving video address from Mar-a-Lago, Trump no hold back. “This heinous atrocity reminds us that we have no greater national security priority than ensuring that we have full control over the people that enter and remain in our country. For the most part, we don’t want them,” he yarn for the soldiers. (E be like say him self no sabi say wahala fit arise anywhere, even for back house.)
The suspect, one Rahmanullah Lakanwal – an Afghan national – don enter America through Biden’s old program to bring Afghans wey need save after dem pack the entire wahala wey dem create. Lakanwal come apply for asylum in 2024, and na Trump administration carry give am amin in April 2025. Now, he face murder charge. Talk about how things fit turn around sharp sharp!
As di news spread, Trump and him team dey tek this tragedy as ‘God-given opportunity’ to firm dem immigration enforcement. Dem dey think say dem get mandate say make everybody pack their load come out. Talk about deporting ‘tens of millions’ go back to where dem come from! (Na only this man fit make deportation sound like normal school excursion!)
Inline with him anti-immigration agenda, Trump don start to ask security agencies to scrutinize every person wey enter America under the previous administration. “We’re looking at the whole situation with family,” he don dey talk about deporting the wife and children of the shooting suspect. Na wah, biko! Who go chop the soup wey dem dey cook?
While some dey chant “good move,” others dey hail say wetin dem dey do fit endanger innocent Afghan community wey don already face enough wahala since di war matter start. One Shawn VanDiver, wey be CEO of AfghanEvac, don speak up, saying we no fit let one person’s evil act define di whole community.
As di wahala dey continue, some advocacy groups dey shout say Trump’s aggressive stance fit cause more division and hatred. Dem no wan make dem define Afghans by one man failed action. Meanwhile, Trump dey flex say dem must take action on all illegal immigrants wey dey come from places he dey call ‘failed states’. E get why some people dey fear this man, e get strategy wey fit shake ground!
But wetin we go talk now; wahala dey ground as over 2.2 million immigrants dey wait for asylum decisions. Talk about backlog level! And now, with this new policy, na like say dem go dey put more stress on di matter. Meanwhile, di Department of Homeland Security no wan talk wetin go happen next. Wetin dey happen? Last-last, we just dey watch as American politics dey dance cha-cha like say na party.
If na so, e good make we grab our palm wine, settle down, and see how dis saga go unfold. Because if we no laugh as we dey gally-gally through dis politics, how we go fit hold body without vexing?
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