Washington, D.C. – E no go fit believe am, but Trump don drop fresh gist for press conference wey don knack everybody for head. E talk say crime for D.C. dey worse pass before, but wetin be dis na?
As usual, our guy Trump no dey sharp at facts. Him claim say ‘crime don dey out of control’ for the capital. But reality na say as 2023 sharp spike come happen, violent crime don dey reduce like how your mama dey reduce the salt when she dey cook for you. 2024 come show signs of good vibes, and 2025 dey follow am as dem dey continue to decline. Talk say wahala dey for this city na lie!
Jeff Asher, wey sabi crime plenty, talk say the violent crime rate for D.C. don dey low pass wetin e don be since di 1960s. Now, who go fit argue? E don dey clear say when ogbonge statistics show say crime dey drop, na so e be.
Trump mean well, but no remember that our homicide rate dey better than when we dey juggle with over 470 homicides back in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Now, e don fall to 187 in 2024. Talk about improvement, my people! Even e sabi say 2023 bin bad year, but the figures from 2025 bright pass wetin e dey talk.
Him dey busy talk about carjackings like say dem dey happen like say dem be cinema trailers. True true, carjackings don dey happen plenty, especially among di young youth wey dey follow bad gang. But fun fact: E drop from 685 in 2022 to 500 for 2024. So abeg, make all these figures put smile for una face because dem no dey match wetin Trump dey yarn.
Meanwhile, police dey look into all these allegations wey dey talk say dem dey manipulate Saturday night police reports. Nobody wan cook book o! But as e be, if na lie, Trump better pack am well and check im stats again.
Dem police wey dey represent D.C. don dey bring their own gist join di matter, talk say dem go investigate how dem dey classify di crimes wey dey happen. Whether dem dey gist truth or e be lie, we go still dey watch as e dey unfold.
As make we sabi, crime fit still be plenty, but di trend dey show say wetin don dey reduce fit give us light at di end of di tunnel. D.C. dey waka on di path of improvement, na just to dey gear up for di fight ahead, and no body fit stop that grind!
So for now, keep your ears open as we dey see as di drama dey unfold for Government House since our padi Trump no go fit solve am wit just magic wand.
