Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump don drop bombshell for White House, say e go decide within two weeks whether America go join Iran–Israel wahala or not. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt come brief journalists, talk say Trump dey afraid to show hand as negotiations fit still happen. Na so this matter dey hot, bros.
As e be, Iran don already warn say if the US enter this fight, e go turn everywhere to hell. (Make we just hope sey them no go turn am to full-blown jaga jaga.) Khatibzadeh, Iran’s Deputy Foreign Minister, don remind everybody sey dis na no be America war. He don call for diplomatic solution instead of one big wahala.
Talk wetin dey happen, Trump add say he never make up him mind. Normally, we sabi sey Trump like to show say he get control. “I fit do am, I fit no do am,” na wetin him talk for press. Everybody dey wait to see whether e go follow the noise from him supporters or go dey use ‘strategic ambiguity’ as cover.
No be only Trump get wahala for mind, o! Israel don dey sharpen their eye, as their own leaders dey talk say US involvement fit even help make things sharper. Yoav Gallant, former Defense Minister, don talk sey dem dey depend on America to make the region safer from Iran’s bomb-making dreams.
But now, na here wahala dey land wey everybody sabi sey Israel don attack Iran’s military sites, and Congress dey on the sideline dey watch this like e be reality show! (Somebody go dey ‘taking notes’ for future action based on this behavior.)
As Iran dey fire back, Israeli hospitals dey receive casualties. Just recently, one missile directly hit hospital for southern Israel, leaving many injured. Dis tin no fit continue like dis, because nobody wan see more innocent people suffer.
Meanwhile, diplomacy no dey sleep. While Trump dey think whether to jump in, the European foreign ministers dey plan to meet with Iran for Switzerland. E fit be say dem wan find common ground and stop this wahala. But Khatibzadeh don warn sey frequent bombings no go allow any negotiation start. Mending relationship no go happen under constant attack, make everybody shine their eye.
As junks of expectations continue dey build, we dey wonder how long this tension go last. Politicians for Israel dey analyze Trump’s every move like e be chess game. Dem no wan push am into wahala wey he no fit fit handle, but their own security dey hang on tightrope wey Trump dey balance on.
The world dey watch how this drama go unfold in the next two weeks. Na plenty pressure go dey on Trump, because everybody know sey one wrong move fit turn dis whole matter upside down. We dey hope sey e no go turn am into one big soap opera where everybody go just dey watch and say, ‘I pity the people wey dey suffer’.
In conclusion, whether Trump go fit navigate this wahala well, go still dey depend on him instinct, and say our prayer say war no go be the final answer. Make we dey hope sey there go be peace, even if na small small, because the way e dey go, na everybody dey fear say e fit lead to bigger catastrophe.
