KANANASKIS, Alberta — Trump don land for Canada as G7 summit dey hot for Rockies. Na big men dem gather as dem dey find solution to Israel and Iran wahala wey don vex everybody. As per usual, Trump no get chill. Him don dey yan say him no sabi why Russia no still dey join dem party. E blame Obama and Trudeau for Russia matter, say dem don make mistake.
Before this summit matter start, dem don do plenty handshake and informal gists. Mark Carney, the Canadian PM wey dey chair this meeting, dey try cool things down, but Trump dey sharp. For him usual style, him don yan say if Russia dey where e suppose dey, Ukraine matter no go dey ground.
As dem gather, Carney don dey face challenge. Na first time him dey lead G7 and wahala dey everywhere: Iran matter don hijack the meeting plan. Starmer, the UK PM, dey try make everybody gree on how to calm the tension, but people wey dey gree and no gree dey plenty. E be like say na rat race!
Trump dey yam how Canada fit become the 51st state, but Carney don make am clear say Canada no dey for sale. E even use real estate analogy tell Trump say some properties dey wey no fit ever change owner!
As for trade negotiation between Canada and US, wahala dey ground. Trump don identify him as ‘tariff person’. Carney dey try block am, but e no easy. If you ever see Trump in G7, you go know say he dey ready for any kasala!
In all this, the Middle East matter dey toss the whole G7 meeting like jollof rice for party. European leaders dey try find common ground on how to tackle Iran, but the gap no small at all. You sabi say no be all countries dey yan the same thing, especially when Trump dey dance to him own tune. While dem dey discuss, e no go surprise anyone if Trump drop some bombshell.
As we dey watch how all this go unfold, one thing sure – laughter go plenty for this G7 as Trump, Carney and other world leaders dey handle wetin dey happen. Na so e be for politician life jare! We go dey bring you updates as matter dey develop.
