Manchester, England – E be like say this summer transfer window dey hot like jollof rice for party! Top clubs wey dey eye fresh blood for their squad no dey sleep at all. Na wetin? Na transfer rumors dey fly like birds everywhere!
First, make we look Tottenham dey pack one of their own. Brazil forward, Richarlison, 28, don get clearance to waka go Turkey join Galatasaray. E be like say his passport don dey shine! (This move fit sweet am, no be so?)
Meanwhile, Arsenal dey eye one player wey sabi ball – Eberechi Eze, 27, from Crystal Palace. Dem don hold talks with his people, and I hear say him release clause na £67.5 million. Na wah! That one fit buy land for village! (Eze better shine if dem bring am come Arsenal oh.)
And for Manchester United, dem dey reason Aston Villa’s Ollie Watkins. If Rasmus Hojlund, 22, gree waka comot, fool no go catch United oh! Meanwhile, Marcus Rashford no go fit stay back for Aston Villa, as dem no gree sign am permanently for the £40 million wey dem dey talk. Na so e be for life.
As e dey hot, Bayern Munich no dey slack. Dem dey eye Luis Diaz, 28, from Liverpool as dem search for top-class left winger wey go shine for them. Na only the best for their table, abi?
This one no go fit complete without talk of Mohammed Kudus, 24. West Ham dey plan to offload am for about £60 million. Even Chelsea dey goggle his matter, sure say dem fit carry am home. (But wetin we go use that money for na? Buy small land for Lekki?)
Tammy Abraham, 27, dey close to sign one cool deal of 15 million euros (£12.9 million) waka from Roma go Besiktas. E go sweet am as he go chop Turkish delight plus football.
Crystal Palace dey plan to take two players from Middlesbrough, Hayden Hackney and Rav van den Berg, with a cool offer of £27 million. Na double wahala wey dey sweet dem so.
Lastly, the Newcastle gang dey prepare to snatch Nigeria striker Tolu Arokodare, 24, as well as several others. Dis one fit cause serious gobe for Manchester United wey still dey look for someone to fill that squad.
As the summer dey hot, e be like say transfer season go de flex critical. Make we dey eyes on ground as e dey unfold. Who go land where? Time go tell! (Just like my mama dey always talk, no matter how e be, we go manage am!)