Manchester, England – Na wetin dey happen for football transfer market? E be like say Manchester United don set their eyes on English striker Dominic Calvert-Lewin, wey just drop from Everton and now free like bird. Dis 28-year-old don sabi how to put ball for net, and United wan use am to fire back for next season.
But hold on! Juventus no dey sleep for matter o. Dem dey eye Jadon Sancho, 25, of Manchester United too. Na plan say dem wan swap am with Brazil midfielder Douglas Luiz, 27. Wetin happen? Na swap deal be dis o! While dem dey at am, Juventus still wan sign Yves Bissouma from Tottenham, so everybody dey hustle.
Omo, dis market no get chill. Marcus Rashford and Jack Grealish too fit waka go other places for just £40 million each. Serious market crash be dis o! Barcelona dey plot to ginger stuff with Rashford on loan, possible buy later. Wetin you think, padi? E be like say football movie dey unfold before we eye.
Meanwhile for Paris, the manager Luis Enrique don talk say no shaking for Bradley Barcola, France winger. Bayern Munich dey follow am like cat wey wan catch mouse, but e no wan move. E get level for PSG, no be small.
No forget say Al-Nassr dey talk with Real Madrid forward Rodrygo too. Everybody dey jostle for top talent, e be like say dish don spread and everybody wan chop.
Mario Balotelli wey don dey shine for MLS and Liga MX also dey catch eye after him japa from Genoa. Na wah! Football market no get rest, everybody dey find wetin go sweet dem.
Chelsea don clear say if Manchester United wan Christopher Nkunku, dem go need £35 million. Dis football dey craze, my people. Wetin e be? Make dem negotiate am well, no be issue! And Arsenal dey take time to discuss deal with young Ethan Nwaneri, as Chelsea dey monitor im wahala.
Son Heung-min from Tottenham dey think am well, e no wan move to Los Angeles FC. E dey show say away dem wan sell am, but e fit prefer home.
Sunderland dey try get deal for 20-year-old Moroccan winger Chemsdine Talbi; matter dey hot, and Burnley plus Leeds dey eye Norwich forward Josh Sargent too. German club Wolfsburg don talk say dem no fit pay wetin Norwich dey ask for Sargent. No be small, competition dey burst ground.
Flamengo don drop £5 million for Mikey Johnston of West Brom. Anywhere money dey, players dey follow like chicken. Sporting wey dey hold Sweden forward Viktor Gyokeres also don reject Saudi offer. E wan go Arsenal, so dem dey debate wetin he go pay.
And wetin happen for Inter Milan? Dem don waka pass Galatasaray bid of 17 million euros for Hakan Calhanoglu. Inter dey value am at nearly double. Football no dey play, na serious business o!
