Manchester, England – E be like say transfer market don turn game of musical chairs! As dem dey try find better players, some clubs just dey miss their chance like say dem no wan collect ball!
First, make we talk about Manchester United. Di gaffer dem no follow up on di interest for Aston Villa goalkeeper, Emiliano Martinez. E get as e be o! Though trespassers dey report say United wan sign di 32-year-old goalie, dem carry body enter house (or better say dem no fit pay in pocket money of £200,000 a week, na so?).
Meanwhile, Martinez no even wan hear word about move to Galatasaray even with sweet proposal wey dey shine like diamond worth £21.6m. Na wah oo! Abeg, wetin show say dem go fit play? Maybe na dem waka no dey carry for transfer matter!
On top dat, Liverpool don decide say dem go keep Joe Gomez, despite AC Milan dey shout for am like dem dey whistle for food. Milan wan sign Marc Guehi but na him paddy for Crystal Palace wey no gree play ball for dem. E get as e be when e come to negotiation! E no fit gree leave until dem manage reach agreement for his matter. E go just sit down dey chill for Selhurst Park until next summer!
As if that one no reach, Chelsea dey feel like dem go carry Raheem Sterling go Heaven, but e no gree make dem hold am down. Turkish clubs, Saudi Arabia folks, and even America dey eye am, but e no fit see them o! Na major problem dem get, as no club dey show interest for di 30-year-old. E be like say Sterling go dey chop di food wey dem carry come Stamford Bridge this season!
Crystal Palace wey dey follow di loan deal for Israeli forward, Manor Solomon also no gree gree finish di matter after dem pull out last minute. Na just wahala everywhere!
Even Wales midfielder Harry Wilson dey face wahala too. E move wey suppose carry am from Fulham don collapse because Cottagers wey wan sell am blink eye last minute. Na funny thing wey dey happen for transfer market these days, e fit just change like weather!
And to wrap di story, we get Danish forward Will Osula. E suppose don waka go Eintracht Frankfurt but dem no fit gather am. E go chill for im team as dem dey shower him with interest. E don settle for another season!
Last but not least, Newcastle United insiders dey yan say Sweden striker, Alexander Isak dey behave like say na him dey control di club and no wan allow dem qualify for Champions League. E don dey act like say im no dey feel di vibes since April! E be like say e no wan go party!
Na so di transfer market dey shake like dis. Clubs dey enter matter for di back, while di players dey look like say dem no understand wetin dey happen. Na who go fit carry dem play waka go where dem want?
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