City, Country – Oh my people, e don too sweet as the transfer waka don start again! Who go go where? Make we drop gist. Manchester United dey eye one midfield gem from Sporting, Morten Hjulmand wey dey shine like diamond for Denmark. Dem wan spend £50 million on top am if dem no fit catch Brighton’s Carlos Baleba, wey just dey 21 years old. Na wah! (Talk say money no plenty, but dem dey spend am like say na small chops!)
Meanwhile, Tottenham dey pray as dem dey make waka to sign Eberechi Eze from Crystal Palace. Dem value am £68 million! Na wetin? Ogbonna player! (E no easy to be underestimated o, Eze, you better shine your eye!)
Fulham and AC Milan dey eye Manchester United striker, Rasmus Hojlund. The guy dey 22 and dem wan sign am like say dem never chop today. (Who no like better thing?)
Chelsea don dey move on top Alejandro Garnacho! Dem believe £35 million go do am for this Argentina wonderboy wey dey jink about for Manchester United. (Abeg, make dem no pack am like wetin dem pack for bolsa!)
Arsenal dey tinker with offers for Ukraine left-back, Oleksandr Zinchenko! Porto, Fenerbahce, and Real Betis don enter the race. (Na who fit carry the guy? E no fit shine everywhere!)
Brentford dey try sign Burkina Faso forward Dango Ouattara, but dem go dey wait like patient man until Bournemouth find replacement. (Time na serious matter for dis transfer market o!)
On the other side, Borussia Dortmund don join Bayer Leverkusen to show interest in Facundo Buonanotte from Brighton. Na loan dem dey gree, but dem sabi say he bad like that! (E go shine for ground, no wahala!)
Inter Milan dey tango to wrap up Ademola Lookman deal from Atalanta! Dem dey give am one week to make am happen before dem shift focus. (Naija boys be like hot cake for the market!)
Roma don propose dia midfielder Manu Kone to Inter Milan, and dem dey ask £26 million for am. (How many bags of rice be dat for Naija?)
Please, no forget Liverpool, wey dey waka towards signing young Parma player, Giovanni Leoni. Age 18 and dem don set their eyes on am. (Plenty movements all around, Naija go dey fresh!)