Transfer Gist: Big Names Dey Move Like Balle!

19 Satumba 2025, Naija

No be small gist wey dey waka for football world! Al-Nassr don set their eyes on Casemiro from Manchester United, wey dey near contract end for Old Trafford come summer time. We no sabi wetin go happen, but dem talk say Al-Nassr wan carry am come their side. (Casemiro no fit chop jollof for Naija, but the money go sweet him belle!)

Meanwhile, Manchester United dey jostle with Atletico Madrid and Barcelona for Dusan Vlahovic, di Serbian striker wey dey shine for Juventus. His contract dey expire next summer, and you know say e go dey hot! (I no fit wait to see dem money fight, e go sweet pass pepper soup!)

Real Madrid no dey sleep too o! Dem dey eye Micky van de Ven from Tottenham Hotspur, wey price tag dey around £70 million. If dem carry am, na serious business be dat! (Shu, who go fit carry that kind rice for market?)

As if dat no enough, Inter Miami dey make moves to extend contract with Lionel Messi, wey start him journey for MLS since 2023. Di man still dey carry plenty trophies wey e go share with him fans. (Messi for Miami fit make sense, dem go serve him palm wine with jollof!)

Dey talk of Liverpool sef! Federico Chiesa fit turn back home to Italy during January. Dem say him fit leave Anfield after small wahala. (E fit no be bad idea, after all dem dey play pizza ball for Italy!)

Arne Slot, di coach wey dey manage Ajax, dey eye Youri Baas. Di player dey under contract till 2028, but wetin we sabi? Na football, dem fit sweet-talk him to journey down to Anfield! (All di way from Ajax, no be small adventure!)

Tottenham dey on top their own as dem dey chase Conor Gallagher from Atletico Madrid. Dis guy no fit rest, everywhere e dey waka! (Who dem go borrow their money from, na the question wey dey vex my padi!)

AC Milan dey eye Thomas Kristensen, a Danish lad from Udinese. Aston Villa don show interest too. (E be like say affections dey spread like butter on hot bread!)

Meanwhile, Manchester United wan shift attention to Benjamin Sesko from Slovenia and drop Joshua Zirkzee. E fit be say dem no collect parameters well for that one! (All this transfer wahala no dey show signs of ending anytime soon o!)

Fast-forward to 20 Satumba 2025, Barcelona don dey make serious moves for Harry Kane, wey dey bang 95 goals for Bayern Munchen. Di guy fit replace Lewandowski wey dey grow old like grandpa. (If dem fit carry am con dey serve him jollof, na correct movie wey go dey happen for Camp Nou!)

Manchester United too dey plan to spend big on Elliot Anderson from Nottingham Forest. Na serious money dem dey talk o! (Abi dem wan finally buy the league or na just wetin dem dey do mumu?)

Chelsea and Newcastle dey join dey bid for Eduardo Camavinga from Real Madrid, and e fit cost dem around £69.7 million. (No be small change, this one fit buy you fine house for Lagos!)

Real Madrid dey look Ryan Gravenberch from Liverpool. Na about £65.3 million dem dey target. (Ball dey roll, and the money dey shine like fresh palm nut!)

Arsenal dey hope say William Saliba go sign new contract, despite Real Madrid dey eye am like hawk wey dey find its prey. (E say no work and pressure wey no fit make wetin no sure!)

West Ham dey look Nuno Espirito Santo to take over coaching job. No be say dem gatz call Frank Lampard, dem don quench that fire sharp-sharp. (Wetin don happen at Nottingham Forest no concern dem!)

Finally, Marcus Rashford dey shine for Manchester United, as dem dey eye him move to Barcelona with option wey fit cost them around £26 million. (If dis transfer go happen, dem fit turn am naija superstar for Spain!)

Rafael Benitez, wey don leave Liverpool, dey plan make im return to coaching. Na major gists wey dey come from him corner o! (E fit carry plenty stories and memories come back!)