London, England – E be like say wetin dem dey call transfer window don full ground again. Arsenal don set their eyes on Crystal Palace winger Eberechi Eze as dem wan try grab this young talent without breaking the bank by triggering that big £68 million release clause. Na wah! (Dem better no joke for money matter o.)
Meanwhile, Liverpool sef dey enter di mix as dem get direct chats with Jean-Philippe Mateta from Crystal Palace. Dis French forward don already meet with Liverpool representatives for Paris, but no deal don show face yet. No be say dem dey carry chukuchuku for Paris abi? (Paris for bikinis wey dey fit, not football.)
As for Manchester United, dem don reach deal with Brentford to sign Cameroon striker Bryan Mbeumo. Dis guy dey bring serious firepower to Ole’s former boys and dem dey expect am to don land at Old Trafford soon. E go sweet as we dey watch am shake leg for Premier League.
Brentford no wan allow their gbolahan (striker) jolly jolly alone, so dem don start dey eye Omari Hutchinson, di England U21 winger wey dey shine well for Ipswich Town. Na so e be say na serious replacement dem dey find for Mbeumo.
The Blues, wey be Chelsea, dey juggle their own transfer plans too, with dem look at João Félix deal wey still dey drag on. E go better make dem sell am rather than loan am out again. Chelsea na market wey dey carry plenty emotionally-charged players wey dey drag dem like wetin na dem dey call ‘rapunzel hair’.
On top dat, Benoît Badiashile don pump his chest as e don declare say e go still dey with Chelsea as Marseille dey kata kata around am. Di guy don talk say e dey focused on Chelsea, no distraction.
For West Ham, dem dey eye Liverpool duo, Harvey Elliott and Tyler Morton, as dem wan beef up dem team. Na serious business, no dey play here!
Manchester United no wan rest as dem don dey make contact with Lyon about Corentin Tolisso. Dis veteran midfielder go fit bring wisdom and experience to their midfield dance. Na dem know wetin dem dey do abeg.
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, di former Arsenal captain, don almost conclude say e go go back to French football as he dey pack him bags from Al-Qadsiah in Saudi. Marseille dey wait for am with open arms, no be small wahala.
Wolves dey prepare to land Jhon Arias from Fluminense for £15 million, dem dey near the finish line. Di wings of transfer matter don start to scatter like palm kernel after dem crack am, my guy!
As transfer gists dey hot, make we dey keep our eyes open, because na dis wetin dey bring life to football every summer. Na wetin go sweet pass be say, no matter di outcome, we go finally see dem all for pitch making dem dey show us joy and wahala at the same time. E go fit be wey we still dey hear about other players wey dey jump from club to club like dem dey do Nigerian party! (You know how e be na?)
