Lagos, Nigeria – Wow, big wahala just drop for Tottenham Hotspur land! Dem don sack coach Ange Postecoglou, just two weeks after him carry dem go Europa League joy. Na wetin we go call this one? Quick turn, no time to waste o!
As dem dey grapple with this shocker, fans dey hail and boo, pepper soup for mind. Postecoglou carry last season, wey dem finish 17th for Premier League, but Naija, let’s face am – winning Europa League na like finding three kobo in your pocket after you don enter market finish.
Daniel Levy, the chairman, dey face serious backlash as players dey vex like Niger delta youths. People dey hear say player revolt fit happen as especially Cristal Romero, Micky Van de Ven and Dean Kulusevski no go take this news well. As dem dey lick their wounds for dressing room, one can’t help but wonder if Postecoglou actually lose the dressing room or na just ‘time to go’ vibes.
The irony dey sweet. To sack a coach wey don deliver big trophy after 17 years, na wetin true Spurs fans fit ever guess. And talking about guessing, who dem go bring come take the job? Frank from Brentford dey shine for dem eyes now.
Meanwhile, Newcastle dey fume as rival clubs dey put ‘Saudi tax’ for their transfer wahala. Na so e be for football these days – if you quick buy bobo wey fit run, they go dash you extra price just because of your source of money. No be problem at all; money no be water!
Bournemouth dey eye PSV forward Johan Bakayoko, dem wan cut am like jollof rice with 20m Pounds offer. Imagine how many palm wine you need to finish that amount? And Rangers dey check out two defenders, Harry Darling and Conor Coady. E be like say dem dey plan serious defensive work.
Manchester United wan up their game too. Dem dey prepare revised bid for Bryan Mbeumo after dem first offer of 55 million Pounds kpai like bad market. United, dey are you guys alright? This football market na ‘who go chop who’ matter o!
Jack Grealish dey hear whispers say him need to move to club wey dey compete for Europe to fit even dream of World Cup. Naija, I dey ask, who go wan carry dem? Na wetin chop dey chop you once time pass you?
As wetin dey go for Premier League, make we shine our eyes well, plenty drama dey come, and players wey go drop as clubs dey maneuver like dem dey play chess. So, if you dey follow your favourite team, hold your heart tight. Na serious gist we dey witness!
