Sacramento, California — Na wah o! Sacramento Kings don dey suffer like wetin wey no get salt. These boys don lose eight games in a row, and no be small margin as dem dey chop L’s like say dem dey eat rice.
Last night, dem take serious beating for hand of Memphis Grizzlies, wey no even get their star players like Ja Morant and Jaren Jackson Jr. The score? A whopping 137-96! (Abeg, if una want go sleep, make una no miss this movie!)
With this kain palava, Kings dey sit for second to last position for Western Conference, and that one na serious wahala. All dis no suppose happen because dem suppose dey compete, but now na loss dem dey toasting every night. They dey currently 3-13, like na party wey no get enjoyment!
The Kings no just dey lose; dem dey lose with style! Every night na as if dem dey train for who go lose pass. If you check am, na like 41 points difference dem dey carry enter dem house. (No be joke o, dem fit open museum for these losses!).
Memphis, despite their own wahala, waxed lyrical like audience dey cheer dem on. They set higher record with 42 assists and committed only 8 turnovers. E be like say na Kings dey serve dem food for free! Santi Aldama carry the team on him back with 29 points and plenty assists, making e look easy like say na Jojo machine dem dey play.
And while Kings dey try find their mojo, we find say their main man, Domantas Sabonis, dey down with knee injury, wey go tie am for at least three weeks. Na wetin we call bad news upon bad news!
The coach, Doug Christie, wey don see better days, dey beg players make dem try represent the fans, but no be today wahala start. If dem go continue to dey play like this, na deep trenches dem go enter. E don reach time to start dey play for real, or make dem call am a season.
Fans don begin vex as dem dey wonder wetin dey happen with their squad. Players like Russell Westbrook, who just dey float like wetin don foggy, and DeMar DeRozan, wey fit make basket by mistake, sabi say things no dey okay. If dem no fit change am sharp sharp, this go fit become wetin? Season wey go be history!
No be say dem no try, but fans go still dey ask, “Wetin happen?”. Na so e be for sport. You win today, you fit lose tomorrow, but if you no show any passion, wetin be the point?
So, we go dey watch as the Kings dey try bounce back. Fingers crossed, na so dem go fit lift the crown whenever dem ready shake body!
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