🍷 I dey here to give you the lowdown on the latest Scottish Premiership drama wey unfold for Ibrox yesterday as Rangers and Falkirk play one correct 0-0 draw wey make fans dey wonder if dem fit buy better striker or dem just dey play joke.
For the match, Rangers wan start am like Oliver Twist, but e be like say dem forget say na football dem dey play. Djeidi Gassama wey just enter field no try finish am after some good runs, but na him be the only light in the whole match as Rangers dey struggle like my padi wey no fit find him way home at night.
Falkirk no wan gree make dem be the punching bag for the day. Dem hold their ground like soldiers with good training. Alfredo Agyeman give dem warning shots, but na only warning dem sabi deliver. Last-last, all the hustle no create any meaningful result. Like seriously, if na buffet wey dem dey serve, dem sure say dem go carry plate come.
We go talk say na JV vs Varsity match as the Rangers boys dey look for creativity like dem dey look for fresh palm wine, but e to dey scarce. Even as Butland, the Rangers goalie, no vex, na to dey hold ball and deny any chance wey come their way as if na dem sabi wetin dem dey do.
Now the coach, Danny Rohl, don de vex for his boys, talk say if you draw, you go ask wetin you fit improve. Na true talk, but better effective play fit ensure say dem no go feel the heat from your followers as dem dey boo anytime dem see empty net.
Falkirk manager, John McGlynn, dey feel say dem fit do better, but at least dem don take point wey go boost their confidence. E be like dem come, chop small from Rangers, then run go back to their camp. Na so e be.
So we dey look forward to when Rangers go face Dundee United next, and we hope say dem go find dem groove, dem no go turn the pitch to drama movie again. Na so we dey waka for Scottish league, fingers crossed say next match go dey spicy pass this!
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