Chicago, Illinois – Na wa o! R. Kelly dey face serious wahala again as federal judge for Chicago don deny his request wey dem say di feds wan kill am for prison. E be like say dis singer no go catch break anytime soon.
Dis Thursday, di judge wey dey handle Kelly’s case, U.S. District Judge Martha Pacold, don conclude say she no get jurisdiction to rule on top di claims wey Kelly wan bring. According to di emergency motion dey show say Kelly dey fear for im life as he dey serve 30-year sentence for various sex crimes. Dem say people wey suppose protect am dey ready to finish am for inside jail! (Chai, wetin happen to ‘no be our brother’s keeper?’)
Di koko of di matter be say, Kelly’s attorneys claim say his former cellmate don conspire with prison officials to stop dem from receiving mail wey dey vital for im case. Na so dem go take use am pit his former girlfriend against am. Wetin be dis? Soap opera for prison?
And e no stop there! Dem also talk say prison officials don rope in one inmate wey belong to di Aryan Brotherhood to do di dirty work wey go finish Kelly. Dem dey fear say if Kelly talk im mind, e go expose wetin dey happen. (Makes sense, but who send dem?).
As e be now, Kelly dey for FCI Butner, wey dey North Carolina – outside di judge’s jurisdiction. So, di judge don reason all dis and basically tell am say “no vex, I no fit help you.” E make sense sha, di judge just dey follow di law.
Federal prosecutors no dey laugh at all. Dem call di stories wey Kelly dey talk “repugnant,” like say na joke dem dey play. Dem shine light say Kelly no gree accept wetin e do, instead, e wan use di court as publicity stunt. E no fit be serious sometimes, abi na me dey reason am like dis?
Despite di wahala, recent updates show say Kelly don dey hospital but dem carry am comot against im doctors’ advice. Wetin dey happen here? Somebody fit help dis man? E don dey hard for am since e dey face serious charges for sexually exploiting underage girls.
Federal jury for New York don already find am guilty of running criminal enterprise. From wetin I hear, im dey serve im time for Butner, and di clock dey tick. Dem expect make Kelly dey free by Dec. 21, 2045, when e go don reach 79 years. (E sure say e go fit walk out like movie star? Only time go tell.)
Kelly don need prayer pass. E fit tok say dis one na another level of suspense wey nobody fit expect.
