As e be so, Paraguay don land plenty footballers for abroad, and Manchester United no wan loose guard! Dem don just sign young Diego León, wey just 18 years old, for USD 4 million sharp-sharp. E go join the big boys for Old Trafford. (Na wah, how time dey fly!)
Diego León na fresh talent wey don catch eye since e dey chop ball for Paraguay. Na him dey follow the legacy of Ramon Angel Hicks, the first Paraguayan wey carry leg enter English Premier League. E don dey burn since 2000, but this time, if we count well, we fit see 15 other Paraguayan footballers don follow join. E good sign for our local league, abi no be so?
As we dey yarn, six guys from Paraguay dey shine for English league: Julio Enciso and Diego Gómez for Brighton, Enso González from Wolverhampton, Ramón Sosa for Nottingham Forest, and of course Diego León for Manchester United plus Julio Soler wey don dey play for Bournemouth, although e choose Argentina team. (E get the vibes, sha!)
The young lad don pack him bags, ready to dash go UK. Na just last week, him sign the contract for five years. This move dem talk say na serious milestone for the country football waka because na im first time Paraguay dey send player come such big club.
Meanwhile, for the political side, President Santiago Peña don dey talk say Paraguay be like giant wey dey sleep, and e dey ready to wake up. Na from level wey dem dey before the Triple Alliance War, e talk say we don face plenty wahala, but we dey come up again.
But no be everybody dey gree with am: historian Hérib Caballero Campos don talk say the story wey dem dey sell no too thick. E call am myth wey don hold for years. (Nai, we no need history class right now, abeg!)
Peña pride say we dey rise slowly, but e no fit forget we no be the top dog before the war. If we dey compare to others, we dey still flex muscles. Before the war, e talk say na to dey beg for horses and food wey our soldiers go use. We still dey gather ground.
Before we go close this gist, make we tap sabi on the tech side. Samsung don scatter ground with their new TVs wey sabi hear sound patterns and respond. Who fit imagine say TV go begin to help us take care of baby and pets? Dem don sign come different level, and e fit message your phone if baby dey cry or dog dey bark! (Na the future be this, no be small!)
Na so e be, o! Paraguay dey waka forward, from football to technology, and we dey help them chant the future. No forget say we dey monitor dat sound movement from the TV in real time, make sure say everyone dey alright for house. Omo, innovation dey land heavy.
