Fratton Park, England – E be like say Norwich City don finally wake up from dem sleepy slumber as dem carry come back with serious fire, snatching dem first victory for dis season against Portsmouth on Saturday. Wetin happen? Na early goals from Harry Darling and Josh Sargent wey burst Portsmouth defense like wahala wey no fit hold again.
For first half, Norwich dey shine like any babe wey just buy new weave. Darling score first goal as if na him dey run campaign for goal of the season. Sargent join am too, making dem two goals before half-time wey make every body for Norwich dey do ajebutter dance.
But you know say football no dey ever finish until referee blow final whistle. As second half begin, Portsmouth no wan hear say dem go lose. Dem come back with full force and dem even get penalty when Florian Bianchini collect foul, but wahala come when Colby Bishop miss am like say na him dey chop pig foot. Keeper Kovacevic just remain there dey look, say na play wey dem go fit play again.
Later for match, Adrian Segecic bring hope come for Portsmouth fans when e score fine goal wey make scoreline dey look cool. E be like say Portsmouth wan kick start party, but match no allow dem, as dem try another round wey end up say dem remain for one goal.
As dem dey carry ball dey push, one injury hit Portsmouth attacker Callum Lang. Na hamstring wahala wey force am come out for pitch. E be like say injury na dem greatest enemy for football, abi wetin you go call am?
Match no just go down flat before Peter Crouch knack system, as referee don give extra time wey be like 10 minutes. The tension for Fratton Park be like say na movie wey dey draw suspense. Fans dey shout, dey cross legs, dey pray make miracle happen. But, for Norwich, dem just hold on tight like say na grandmama pounded yam dem go chop for lunch.
Finally, whistle blow and dem fans from Norwich go carry their joy go house because e don take dem time to secure dis win. Portsmouth go just dey look their coach, dey ask how dem go remedy dis situation. Na so dem dey do for football, my people. Today dey for Norwich City, tomorrow fit dey for another club, na so e be.
