Mexico Don Land My Eye Blow Again! How E Fit Survive World Cup?

Houston, Texas – Wetin you go call am when your favorite football team dey fall hand? Na wetin dey happen to Mexico as dem lose again for Alamodome by 1-2 against Paraguay this Tuesday. Na Antonio Sanabria and Damián Bobadilla dem use their goals finish dem, but no wahala, Raúl Jiménez still manage score from penalty when dem do foul on Orbelín Pineda.

Omo, e no dey sweet at all as Mexico dey prepare for big football tournament wey dem dey call World Cup. Since 2025 start, dem don dey struggle against top teams. Apart from small pikin teams like United States, Canada, and Panama, dem don fail to beat big names like Suiza, Colombia, Japan, Korea, Ecuador, Uruguay, and of course, their recent challenger, Paraguay. (E be like say dem need small voodoo or some palm wine prayers jare!)

Make we turn back to March when dem dey play Canada for CONCACAF Nations League semi-finals. Dem no get wahala as dem comot sharp sharp with 2-0 victory, na Jiménez dey take double. Then for finals, dem greet Panama with another win, 2-1, to carry the trophy home. But since then, na wahala all the way!

Come June, dem see Suiza come chop dem for 2-4, even though Santiago Giménez and Ángel Sepúlveda try put some respect for the scoreline. Dem come face Turkey too, but that one na small blessings as dem win 1-0. But, instead of joining World Cup party, dem wrestle with repesca European style and dey wear small face.

For the 2025 Gold Cup, dem face Surinam and win 2-0 with César Montes doing the double scoring. But the center Americans no sure their World Cup ticket yet, dem still dey hustle for their chance. Na for that same Gold Cup, Mexico collect 2-0 against Arabia Saudi, thanks to Alexis Vega and one own goal. Finally, dem meet United States for finals, and somehow dem turn the tide to 1-2 with help from Jiménez and Edson Álvarez.

But after all the wahala, Mexico dey enter September FIFA date and no be small ogbono soup wey dem see. Dem settle for 0-0 with Japan and save small face with last-minute 2-2 against Korea. Lobo of Tepeji and El Bebote Jiménez no fit save dem from the wahala wey dey wait for dem.

October come, dem face Colombia and dem flog dem well, 0-4! Then while dem dey breathe small, Ecuador come still drag am to 1-1. Germán Berterame still find chance to score, but na only for bragging rights.

Now, for the last FIFA window of the year, dem fit carry small balance as dem manage 0-0 with Uruguay. But against Paraguay, na another loss as dem fall again by 1-2. This don raise plenty questions about how dem go take survive for World Cup! (Maybe e fit be time for serious team-building retreat somewhere wey no dey involve football!)