Madrid, Spain
My people, gather here, make we yarn about one big *signing* wey just happen for Real Madrid. Na true, dem don finally bring comot Mastantuono from Argentina, as if dem no fit hold their excitement again! Dis young baller, dem sabi am as di *heir* and e plenty potential dey shine like morning sunshine.
As you dey read this, Mastantuono dey pack him load, ready to jolt enter Madrid. Na dis weekend, e go land. Na wah o! Even though e go take small time before e show face for Campo 4 of Valdebebas (no wahala, every beginning get him time), e go finally join the team by August 14, just in time to start this new chapter.
Dem don already talk am for di club, Mastantuono na no ordinary signing. E dey confirm as *starter*, wey no be small buzz! Na so dem go make plans to showcase am fast-fast. Chop one player, toss another, and bam! You fit see am dey run for pitch like say na him dem design the whole *Madrid* play strategy for.
Aiyah! E get strong body for training; even wey he dey train with River Plate, di boy don dey prepare like say e dey compete for Marathon! But of course, he go use small time to settle down when he land, before dem throw am into action. Dey say he fit manage small minutes for di first few matches, make we see wetin he fit do.
Wetin be di plan now? Dem no dey joke around. With Bellingham out for some time, na Mastantuono wey go waka di show. Di coach don already plan how e go fit align with di team, wey go fit give di squad fresh energy as dem dey prepare to run dis new season.
But make I no forget to yarn about di signature shirt number. As e dey hot now, e go land with either 24 or 25, unless dem change am last minute. No *dorsals* yet, but everybody dey watch di scene like say dem dey watch final match of di World Cup. Make we see wetin go happen de!
Mastantuono na di youngest player wey ever debut for Argentina since dem start to collect records (17 years, nine months – make dem feel am small!). Seventy-five million euros e cost to drag am come Madrid; sharp sharp, like wetin make mouth dey run for ground! Dis na major signing wey dem don wait for since Di MarÃa comot since 2010.
As dem say, di pressure dey on, but no shaking! Di boy go enter pitch, no goofy moves or waiting. With all di hype, now na time to perform. Make we hope say e no carry back pain from excitement.
Now, na wetin we dey look up to as football lovers; di *era of Mastantuono* go begin soon, and everybody dey ginger! Yeah, anybody wey dey watch di drama; make you ready for show, because this boy dey come to give us better football and more trophies to call our own. Dis be just di beginning!