Marseille, France – Things don dey hot for Marseille as dem dey face serious wahala ahead of dem must-win Champions League match against Newcastle. Na wa o! As if being no vex, dem just lose Nayef Aguerd wey don suffer from persistent pubalgia. Wetin be pubalgia sef? Na one kind injury wey no wan gree disappear. E just dey wahala like that.
No be only Aguerd o! Facundo Medina self don join di injury conga with im own fresh ankle relapse. Chai! E soft for them like pancake. With Amine Gouiri and Hamed Traore also dey sidon for Oga medical room due to long-term injuries, di coach Roberto De Zerbi dey face serious selection wahala at di worst possible moment.
As dem dey prepare to clash with Newcastle, di pressure go dey heavy like say dem dey carry sack of cement. Fans dey worry say if dem no fit win dis match, e go fit spoil their European dreams. But wetin dem go do now? Team wey dey like this, e be like say dem need miracle or juju – but we sabi say na skill and hard work go carry dem go far.
De Zerbi no fit afford to lose dis match; or else dem go start to call am Alonso instead of Roberto. Everybody sabi say if one match no go right, e fit send your career go down like rain during dry season. Na true talk! Fans dem dey pray say make di players wey dey fit no land for injury too, because dem go need all di legs, heads, and spirits to manage Newcastle. No be to dey collect red card for corner!
Last-last, fans dey sip dem palm wine for outside dey discuss after match. Dem go say, “Na so e be! Our team need miracle.” But we sabi say even miracle no reach if dem no work hard. So my people, make we put our trust, no be only for di phyiscal strength, dem need mental strength too. Na dem dey play for our pride.
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