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Wetin dey happen? Leroy Sané, Bayern Munich star wey people don dey gist say go return to England, don use ‘Baba God’ style change direction go Turkey. Na Galatasaray wey don catch am hook as dem dey finalize contract wey go make am Champion of Turkish football.
Sané wey don dey caution wey contract go expire at the end of this month, reject Bayern improved offer wey fit make am rich £200,000 every week. Na as dem dey talk, he be like dem show am plenty money for Istanbul, and he don decide say, ‘I no dey go anywhere!’ (So na money carry am go, abi na love for Turkish food?)
As Bayern dey rush look for replacement, dem don fix eye on Nico Williams, Spanish winger wey sabi run like cheetah. But Athletic Bilbao no go gree release am just like dat, dem wan keep their golden boy but release clause dey wait like ‘Sweet 16’ party for Europe. What if Bayern no fit buy Williams? They get Plan B for PSG man, Bradley Barcola – but who sabi? Football na jaga-jaga sometimes.
At the same time, Liverpool don also dey form alliance with Bayer Leverkusen for Florian Wirtz, them dey lift the contract wey go make young play maker join, as Liverpool dey plan make am star boy. We no wan hear say Al-Nassr dey eye Darwin Núñez again oh! Na wah. Football market don turn like Alaba market, everybody dey hustle.
Manchester United fans dey hail as dem dey try extend contract for Tom Heaton. Na third choice keeper, but dem no wan risk am japa. Besides, dem dey eye Napoli striker, Victor Osimhen wey get release clause of €75m. Mac, wetin United dey do? E be like say dem wan spend the summer for doctor check-up for their club sef.
Kevin De Bruyne dey plan waka go Napoli after him talk say, ‘I don get my Sun cream ready.’ He’s set to join dem as free transfer and it go sweet like palm wine wahala as everybody dey expect transfer window go hot like pepper soup.
As for Jamie Vardy wey dey leave Leicester, na who go house him now? MLS don dey call, but fans believe say he fit fit quench goal thirst for England anymore. 38-year-old king dey chill dey form where e no sure yet. So many options dey, time go tell.
Goalkeeper James Trafford wey shine for Burnley dey also trend as dem don promote dem to Premier League. But Newcastle dey consider am too. Wetin happen go happen! Na carry dem go back to school of football?
All dis drama happen as FIFA transfer window dey open till June 10, so you fit expect anything. Chelsea don minus AC Milan goalkeeper Mike Maignan but dem no wan pay wetin dem dey demand. Football na business, akata. N’Golo Kante dey look Saudi; all the wahala dey happen as clubs dey line up, cash dey wave like ‘Olokun’! Go check back every day for how the gist dey develop!
